1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:02,200 � 2 00:00:02,200 --> 00:00:02,400 � 3 00:00:02,400 --> 00:00:02,600 � P 4 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:02,800 � P@ 5 00:00:02,800 --> 00:00:03,000 � P@r 6 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:03,200 � P@rM 7 00:00:03,200 --> 00:00:03,400 � P@rM! 8 00:00:03,400 --> 00:00:03,600 � P@rM!N 9 00:00:03,600 --> 00:00:03,800 � P@rM!Nd 10 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:04,000 � P@rM!Nde 11 00:00:04,000 --> 00:00:04,200 � P@rM!NdeR 12 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:04,400 � P@rM!NdeR 13 00:00:04,400 --> 00:00:04,600 � P@rM!NdeR M 14 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:04,800 � P@rM!NdeR M@ 15 00:00:04,800 --> 00:00:05,000 � P@rM!NdeR M@n 16 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:05,200 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk 17 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:05,400 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk� 18 00:00:05,400 --> 00:00:05,600 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� 19 00:00:05,600 --> 00:00:05,800 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� 20 00:00:05,800 --> 00:00:07,000 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 21 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:08,000 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 22 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:09,000 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 23 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:10,000 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 24 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:11,000 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � Mobile - 919815899536 25 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:25,620 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � Mobile - 919815899536 EMail - parminder222536@hotmail.com 26 00:00:25,715 --> 00:00:27,911 WOMAN ON TV: Day after day... 27 00:00:27,987 --> 00:00:29,987 The store that one might... 28 00:00:31,988 --> 00:00:33,509 I hate television. 29 00:00:33,535 --> 00:00:35,561 It gives me headaches. 30 00:00:35,615 --> 00:00:38,967 There's so many magnetic waves traveling in the airspace 31 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,409 because of TV and television, we're losing 32 00:00:41,481 --> 00:00:43,539 10 times as many brain cells as we're supposed to. 33 00:00:43,617 --> 00:00:46,183 Oh, please. 34 00:00:46,261 --> 00:00:49,336 "The cow says blank." 35 00:00:49,414 --> 00:00:51,575 Three letters. 36 00:00:51,653 --> 00:00:52,635 Dude! 37 00:00:52,703 --> 00:00:54,669 "Dude"! 38 00:00:54,738 --> 00:00:57,755 I don't know. Magnetic waves, brain cells. 39 00:00:57,823 --> 00:01:00,227 I don't understand the connection between that stuff. 40 00:01:00,298 --> 00:01:02,089 You know what else I heard? 41 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:05,480 Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules. 42 00:01:07,384 --> 00:01:08,460 - Aah! - Aah! 43 00:01:08,537 --> 00:01:10,629 Oh, my God! Turn it off! 44 00:01:10,707 --> 00:01:11,748 It's not working! 45 00:01:11,826 --> 00:01:12,773 It's backwards! 46 00:01:12,843 --> 00:01:14,125 - What do we do? - I don't know! 47 00:01:14,199 --> 00:01:16,164 Oh, my God! 48 00:01:16,233 --> 00:01:18,706 [Television clicks off, both sigh] 49 00:01:18,776 --> 00:01:20,430 That was kind of scary. 50 00:01:20,506 --> 00:01:22,633 - I know something even scarier. - What? 51 00:01:22,709 --> 00:01:24,165 Have you heard about this videotape? 52 00:01:24,235 --> 00:01:25,484 Where they do it on the boat? 53 00:01:25,510 --> 00:01:26,456 And then in the car? 54 00:01:26,507 --> 00:01:27,512 And then in the bathtub? 55 00:01:27,591 --> 00:01:29,122 He's like, "Baby, I love you." 56 00:01:29,148 --> 00:01:30,831 And she's like, "Where are we?" 57 00:01:30,880 --> 00:01:32,371 - And did you see the... - No. 58 00:01:32,440 --> 00:01:34,058 - Not that tape. - Oh. 59 00:01:34,135 --> 00:01:35,996 The one with all the scary images. 60 00:01:36,068 --> 00:01:38,576 After you watch the tape, the phone rings. 61 00:01:38,645 --> 00:01:41,859 And this scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in... 62 00:01:41,933 --> 00:01:44,464 Seven days. I saw that one with Josh last weekend. 63 00:01:44,544 --> 00:01:46,706 You were with Josh last weekend? 64 00:01:46,782 --> 00:01:49,117 - Oh, my God! - [Laughs] 65 00:01:51,189 --> 00:01:53,189 Oh, yes, I was. 66 00:01:53,867 --> 00:01:55,185 Oh, you ho! 67 00:01:58,275 --> 00:01:59,258 You know it! 68 00:01:59,326 --> 00:02:00,979 Oh! 69 00:02:02,615 --> 00:02:04,233 - [Fabric ripping] - Aah! 70 00:02:04,310 --> 00:02:07,385 [Telephone ringing] 71 00:02:09,023 --> 00:02:10,305 [Snaps, whimpers] 72 00:02:13,431 --> 00:02:15,396 This is really weird. 73 00:02:15,465 --> 00:02:16,921 Yeah. 74 00:02:16,992 --> 00:02:20,135 Big house, only one phone. 75 00:02:23,196 --> 00:02:24,779 Hello? 76 00:02:32,249 --> 00:02:33,601 Hello? 77 00:02:33,672 --> 00:02:37,938 WOMAN: I'm coming for you, my precious. 78 00:02:38,012 --> 00:02:39,053 Hi, Mom. 79 00:02:39,131 --> 00:02:41,662 Hi, precious. Having fun? 80 00:02:41,741 --> 00:02:44,851 Hey, ask her which bathroom has the vibrating showerhead. 81 00:02:44,929 --> 00:02:47,402 [Thunder crashes] 82 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:48,893 Hello? 83 00:02:49,675 --> 00:02:50,785 Hello? 84 00:02:50,862 --> 00:02:53,024 [Creaking] 85 00:03:12,053 --> 00:03:13,014 - [Toaster dings] 86 00:03:13,040 --> 00:03:14,170 - [Gasps, screams] 87 00:03:14,222 --> 00:03:15,840 [Squawking] 88 00:03:41,855 --> 00:03:43,543 Katie? 89 00:03:45,076 --> 00:03:46,764 Katie? 90 00:03:52,026 --> 00:03:53,714 Katie? 91 00:04:02,605 --> 00:04:05,448 Are you okay? 92 00:04:08,131 --> 00:04:10,258 Are you okay? 93 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:15,281 Aah! 94 00:04:34,204 --> 00:04:37,244 [Girl screams] 95 00:04:37,323 --> 00:04:39,218 Ow. 96 00:04:40,104 --> 00:04:42,473 [Girl screams] 97 00:04:44,207 --> 00:04:45,894 God! 98 00:04:45,970 --> 00:04:48,166 [Urinating] 99 00:04:48,241 --> 00:04:50,032 [Girl screams] 100 00:04:50,105 --> 00:04:53,388 [Urinating stops, screaming stops] 101 00:04:53,463 --> 00:04:54,607 [Urinating resumes] 102 00:04:54,683 --> 00:04:55,896 [Girl screams] 103 00:04:55,971 --> 00:04:57,589 [Urinating stops, screaming stops] 104 00:04:57,666 --> 00:05:00,232 [Urinating resumes, screaming resumes, both stop] 105 00:05:00,311 --> 00:05:01,825 [Urinating resumes, screaming resumes, both stop] 106 00:05:01,905 --> 00:05:03,152 - Oh! - [Crash] 107 00:05:07,838 --> 00:05:10,543 [Wind whipping] 108 00:05:11,805 --> 00:05:13,562 Whoa. 109 00:05:15,907 --> 00:05:18,207 [Wind whipping] 110 00:05:18,281 --> 00:05:20,846 - Tom, did you hear... - [Dog barks] 111 00:05:20,926 --> 00:05:22,509 The dogs are acting strange. 112 00:05:22,587 --> 00:05:25,292 [Barking] 113 00:05:28,825 --> 00:05:29,935 [Whimpers] 114 00:05:30,012 --> 00:05:32,543 [Girl screams] 115 00:05:43,438 --> 00:05:44,894 [Girl screams] 116 00:05:44,964 --> 00:05:46,513 Sue! 117 00:05:47,100 --> 00:05:49,065 What are you doing out here? 118 00:05:49,134 --> 00:05:50,718 We were worried sick. 119 00:05:50,796 --> 00:05:52,044 What's wrong? 120 00:06:02,323 --> 00:06:04,553 I wonder what they're trying to tell us. 121 00:06:12,970 --> 00:06:14,218 ANNOUNCER: And now... 122 00:06:14,292 --> 00:06:17,436 Washington, D.C.'s leading morning news program, 123 00:06:17,513 --> 00:06:19,096 "The Morning News." 124 00:06:19,174 --> 00:06:20,757 Good morning. I'm Ross Giggins. 125 00:06:20,836 --> 00:06:23,437 For our top story, we turn now to Cindy Campbell. 126 00:06:23,514 --> 00:06:24,867 Thank you, Ross. 127 00:06:24,938 --> 00:06:27,643 There's a developing story in Middleburg at this hour. 128 00:06:27,718 --> 00:06:29,683 A mysterious crop circle appeared 129 00:06:29,752 --> 00:06:32,700 in local farmer Tom Logan's cornfield. 130 00:06:32,770 --> 00:06:36,389 Elaborate prank or extraterrestrial phenomenon? 131 00:06:36,466 --> 00:06:39,680 We'll update you as soon as we have any further information. 132 00:06:39,754 --> 00:06:42,020 But either way, it's clear something strange 133 00:06:42,093 --> 00:06:44,116 is happening in that small town. 134 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:46,056 Ross? 135 00:06:46,128 --> 00:06:48,151 I'm sorry. I wasn't listening. 136 00:06:48,231 --> 00:06:50,600 Coming up, more news after this. 137 00:06:52,367 --> 00:06:54,159 - Cindy, you got a second? - Sure. 138 00:06:54,232 --> 00:06:57,341 I want you to take a look at this for that strip club expos�. 139 00:06:57,418 --> 00:06:59,511 But I'd rather stick with the crop circle story. 140 00:06:59,589 --> 00:07:01,924 Oh, come on. You know those things are just a hoax. 141 00:07:01,996 --> 00:07:04,944 No, I'm telling you, I sense something about that cornfield. 142 00:07:05,013 --> 00:07:07,926 Call it women's intuition or ESPN or both. 143 00:07:07,997 --> 00:07:10,055 But I can tell when danger's near. 144 00:07:10,133 --> 00:07:11,312 [Gasps] Ow! 145 00:07:11,387 --> 00:07:14,058 Ow! My eyes! 146 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:15,760 Cindy, it's sweeps month. 147 00:07:15,786 --> 00:07:17,477 Ratings mean everything. 148 00:07:17,525 --> 00:07:20,299 People want human interest stories. 149 00:07:20,372 --> 00:07:21,828 Like the one you did yesterday. 150 00:07:21,898 --> 00:07:23,759 The report on breast augmentation? 151 00:07:23,831 --> 00:07:26,270 It was just 10 minutes of topless women. 152 00:07:26,340 --> 00:07:28,813 I mean, come on. 153 00:07:28,882 --> 00:07:30,304 MAN: Wow! 154 00:07:30,375 --> 00:07:31,865 Why are these so interesting? 155 00:07:31,933 --> 00:07:33,355 Oh, for God's sake. 156 00:07:33,426 --> 00:07:35,587 [Sighs] People don't care about this. 157 00:07:35,664 --> 00:07:39,386 They want hard-hitting stories and in-depth coverage and... 158 00:07:39,461 --> 00:07:40,709 And twins! 159 00:07:40,783 --> 00:07:44,574 I love parties that never end 160 00:07:44,648 --> 00:07:46,949 Dogs that love cats 161 00:07:47,022 --> 00:07:49,322 And... And twins 162 00:07:49,395 --> 00:07:53,695 I love burritos at 4:00 a.m. 163 00:07:53,769 --> 00:07:55,734 Parties that never end 164 00:07:55,803 --> 00:07:58,311 Dogs that love cats 165 00:08:01,058 --> 00:08:02,815 You think it was the Kreisel boys 166 00:08:02,889 --> 00:08:04,912 who cut that stuff into your corn? 167 00:08:04,991 --> 00:08:07,465 All I know is my crops are gone. 168 00:08:07,534 --> 00:08:10,851 The bank's gonna foreclose if I can't pay the rent. 169 00:08:10,924 --> 00:08:14,311 I got 60 days to come up with $ 1.50. 170 00:08:15,366 --> 00:08:17,123 I'm sorry. 171 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:18,445 The last thing you needed was more... 172 00:08:18,519 --> 00:08:19,941 [Blowing nose] 173 00:08:20,011 --> 00:08:22,647 ...hardship in your life. 174 00:08:22,724 --> 00:08:24,341 Especially after what happened to... 175 00:08:24,419 --> 00:08:26,754 Sheriff, I don't need your sympathy. 176 00:08:26,826 --> 00:08:29,196 I didn't mean to upset you, Father. 177 00:08:29,268 --> 00:08:32,446 Please. I'm not a minister anymore. 178 00:08:32,522 --> 00:08:36,175 I lost my faith that terrible night. 179 00:08:36,252 --> 00:08:37,869 Your faith will return. 180 00:08:37,946 --> 00:08:40,894 Just as sure as the sun will rise. 181 00:08:40,964 --> 00:08:42,351 Sounds like a long shot. 182 00:08:42,422 --> 00:08:44,723 Look, there's always an explanation 183 00:08:44,795 --> 00:08:46,956 for all this so-called phenomena. 184 00:08:47,034 --> 00:08:48,282 Maybe you're right. 185 00:08:48,356 --> 00:08:50,586 It was probably just the Kreisels. 186 00:08:50,661 --> 00:08:52,453 And when I get through with them, 187 00:08:52,526 --> 00:08:54,999 I doubt you'll be seeing anything strange on this farm 188 00:08:55,069 --> 00:08:56,422 for a long time. 189 00:08:56,493 --> 00:08:58,458 You'll see. 190 00:08:59,985 --> 00:09:01,673 You all right, Tom? 191 00:09:01,700 --> 00:09:03,120 Get some rest. 192 00:09:10,665 --> 00:09:11,543 George! 193 00:09:11,614 --> 00:09:14,284 [Humming] 194 00:09:14,361 --> 00:09:16,048 George! 195 00:09:18,158 --> 00:09:21,267 I need you back here tomorrow night after you pick up Sue. 196 00:09:21,345 --> 00:09:22,628 That tractor needs fixing. 197 00:09:22,701 --> 00:09:24,231 Sorry, dawg. I can't help you. 198 00:09:24,258 --> 00:09:25,940 I have to get ready for my show. 199 00:09:25,990 --> 00:09:29,030 Not that stupid hip-hop stuff again. 200 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:31,618 Damn it, when are you going to do something with your life? 201 00:09:31,687 --> 00:09:32,461 I got a dream! 202 00:09:32,534 --> 00:09:33,584 What is your dream? 203 00:09:33,610 --> 00:09:34,825 To have a dream. 204 00:09:34,873 --> 00:09:38,630 George, all you've done is chase adolescent fantasies. 205 00:09:38,704 --> 00:09:40,831 "I want to be an astronaut. A cowboy. 206 00:09:40,908 --> 00:09:42,699 Gynecologist to the stars." 207 00:09:42,773 --> 00:09:44,599 And now this stupid hip-hop thing. 208 00:09:44,672 --> 00:09:45,747 For your information, 209 00:09:45,824 --> 00:09:48,332 this hip-hop thing is gonna get me paid. 210 00:09:48,401 --> 00:09:50,089 I'm gonna win that rap battle. 211 00:09:50,164 --> 00:09:52,394 Rap battle? Oh, for God's sake. 212 00:09:52,470 --> 00:09:55,579 You just hate me 'cause I'm black. 213 00:09:55,657 --> 00:09:57,171 You don't have any faith in me. 214 00:09:57,250 --> 00:09:59,274 You don't have any faith in anything anymore. 215 00:09:59,353 --> 00:10:01,179 So why don't you just worry about you, 216 00:10:01,251 --> 00:10:04,268 and I'll worry about... Aah! 217 00:10:16,644 --> 00:10:19,315 [Car alarm activates] 218 00:10:21,357 --> 00:10:23,183 Cody! 219 00:10:24,171 --> 00:10:26,171 You're late again, Aunt Cindy. 220 00:10:26,240 --> 00:10:26,847 I'm sorry. 221 00:10:26,874 --> 00:10:28,392 I was stuck in traffic. 222 00:10:28,443 --> 00:10:29,483 Cindy! 223 00:10:29,561 --> 00:10:31,110 Brenda, hi! 224 00:10:31,189 --> 00:10:34,068 Oh, it's great to see you! 225 00:10:34,139 --> 00:10:36,300 Oh, it's been so long. 226 00:10:36,377 --> 00:10:39,220 Oh, too long. I've been working so hard. 227 00:10:39,293 --> 00:10:41,523 I've had to spend more and more time at the station. 228 00:10:41,598 --> 00:10:44,512 The news just keeps coming in. 229 00:10:44,582 --> 00:10:46,270 What was the assignment? 230 00:10:46,345 --> 00:10:48,067 Draw your family and friends. 231 00:10:48,141 --> 00:10:49,494 Oh. 232 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,219 Anyone new in your life, Cindy? 233 00:10:51,294 --> 00:10:54,681 Well, you know, I just haven't found the right guy. 234 00:10:54,753 --> 00:10:57,389 I'm looking for something more than just good sex. 235 00:10:57,465 --> 00:10:59,049 I know. You want commitment. 236 00:10:59,127 --> 00:11:00,263 No, I want great sex. 237 00:11:00,289 --> 00:11:01,857 And when I meet that guy... 238 00:11:01,907 --> 00:11:04,415 That's what I'm talking 'bout! 239 00:11:04,484 --> 00:11:07,015 You want a guy that's like, bam, bam, bam! 240 00:11:07,094 --> 00:11:09,360 You know what I'm saying? 241 00:11:09,434 --> 00:11:11,735 Did I say stop drawing? 242 00:11:11,807 --> 00:11:14,824 Look, when I meet Mr. Right, I'll know. 243 00:11:14,893 --> 00:11:16,175 [Humming] 244 00:11:16,249 --> 00:11:17,705 Uncle George! 245 00:11:17,775 --> 00:11:20,041 Hey, sweetie! Come here! 246 00:11:20,114 --> 00:11:21,767 How are you? Oh! 247 00:11:21,843 --> 00:11:24,617 Mmm! Go get your stuff, okay? 248 00:11:26,014 --> 00:11:27,192 I know you. 249 00:11:27,269 --> 00:11:29,395 You're Tom Logan's brother. 250 00:11:29,472 --> 00:11:31,945 And you're that reporter, Cindy Campbell. 251 00:11:32,015 --> 00:11:34,385 You did the story on our cop cycles. 252 00:11:34,456 --> 00:11:35,669 Crop circles. 253 00:11:35,744 --> 00:11:37,327 Right. 254 00:11:37,982 --> 00:11:40,177 So, you're here to pick up your... 255 00:11:40,254 --> 00:11:41,744 Nephew, Cody. 256 00:11:41,813 --> 00:11:43,674 You don't dress like a farmer. 257 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:45,364 My brother's the farmer. 258 00:11:45,441 --> 00:11:47,198 I'm the rapper. 259 00:11:47,272 --> 00:11:49,167 - Hmm. - Oh, for real. 260 00:11:49,238 --> 00:11:50,892 And here's the 6-1-1 on that. 261 00:11:50,968 --> 00:11:52,924 That's phone repair. 262 00:11:52,950 --> 00:11:54,612 You mean 4-1-1. 263 00:11:54,663 --> 00:11:55,668 Right. 264 00:11:55,749 --> 00:11:59,575 So, I'll be doing the rap battle at the 23 Club tomorrow night. 265 00:11:59,648 --> 00:12:01,035 Oh, I don't believe this shit. 266 00:12:01,105 --> 00:12:03,405 Word! You two should come down! 267 00:12:03,478 --> 00:12:04,796 I'll be rappin', I'll be cappin', 268 00:12:04,868 --> 00:12:06,660 I'll be tappin', I'll be flappin', 269 00:12:06,733 --> 00:12:08,999 I'll be happen-ing. 270 00:12:09,073 --> 00:12:11,073 Ding, bing, wing. 271 00:12:11,141 --> 00:12:13,106 - Yo! - Sounds good! 272 00:12:13,175 --> 00:12:14,458 Would, could, should, 'hood. 273 00:12:14,532 --> 00:12:16,867 - Ugh! - Gug, mug, dug, bug. 274 00:12:16,939 --> 00:12:20,523 If we say we'll come, will you shut your ass up? 275 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:22,901 Okay, then. Fresh. 276 00:12:22,974 --> 00:12:24,592 I'll see you guys tomorrow night. 277 00:12:24,669 --> 00:12:26,125 Okay. Bye. 278 00:12:26,195 --> 00:12:27,339 Peace out. 279 00:12:32,366 --> 00:12:34,632 Now, who the fuck did that? 280 00:12:40,570 --> 00:12:41,923 Honey, what is it? 281 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,382 Are you having one of your visions? 282 00:12:43,452 --> 00:12:46,400 There's a girl... with black hair. 283 00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:48,943 She wants to kill you. 284 00:12:49,013 --> 00:12:53,649 Your period starts in three... two... one. 285 00:12:53,726 --> 00:12:56,292 What else? Cody, what else do you see? 286 00:12:56,370 --> 00:12:59,075 I see a little boy and a grown woman. 287 00:12:59,150 --> 00:13:00,097 But no father. 288 00:13:00,167 --> 00:13:01,415 Oh, Cody. 289 00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:03,420 I see you kneeling in dog shit. 290 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:05,721 What? Ugh! 291 00:13:05,796 --> 00:13:08,397 Oh, for God's sake. 292 00:13:08,474 --> 00:13:10,092 Cody, don't you understand? 293 00:13:10,169 --> 00:13:13,279 As long as we have each other, that's all we need. 294 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:16,131 I know things have been tough for you since your mom died. 295 00:13:16,205 --> 00:13:18,195 God, I have been so selfish. 296 00:13:18,221 --> 00:13:20,565 Always putting my career first. 297 00:13:20,612 --> 00:13:23,826 From now on, I'm gonna be thinking about you 24... 298 00:13:24,715 --> 00:13:26,715 Damn! 299 00:13:26,783 --> 00:13:29,522 Wait, Cindy! Wait! 300 00:13:29,970 --> 00:13:33,010 Aah! 301 00:13:45,193 --> 00:13:48,649 Honey, I'm gonna be leaving soon, so... 302 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:04,314 Do you know who she is? 303 00:14:04,384 --> 00:14:06,072 No. 304 00:14:06,147 --> 00:14:08,482 But sometimes she talks to me. 305 00:14:08,554 --> 00:14:10,311 She's coming tonight. 306 00:14:10,385 --> 00:14:13,021 [Knock on door] 307 00:14:23,370 --> 00:14:25,127 Oh, Father Muldoon. 308 00:14:25,201 --> 00:14:26,588 Cindy. 309 00:14:26,659 --> 00:14:28,683 I'm so grateful you could come. 310 00:14:28,761 --> 00:14:30,692 I've called all over for babysitters. 311 00:14:30,762 --> 00:14:33,871 I don't mind filling in now and then. 312 00:14:33,948 --> 00:14:36,040 Where is little Cody? 313 00:14:36,119 --> 00:14:37,910 [Footsteps] 314 00:14:37,983 --> 00:14:39,439 - [Door slams] - I don't know. 315 00:14:39,509 --> 00:14:41,475 He must be back in his room, playing. 316 00:14:41,544 --> 00:14:44,457 Anyway, I left a number where I can be reached on the table. 317 00:14:44,527 --> 00:14:47,336 Also, he has a little rash on his behind. 318 00:14:47,409 --> 00:14:49,639 So make sure he takes a bath. 319 00:14:49,715 --> 00:14:52,222 Thank you, Father. Good night. 320 00:14:55,003 --> 00:14:56,518 Cody? 321 00:14:57,444 --> 00:14:58,831 You can't stop us 322 00:14:58,902 --> 00:15:00,255 Who you looking at? 323 00:15:00,327 --> 00:15:01,679 Don't try to drop us 324 00:15:01,751 --> 00:15:03,542 This ain't no... 325 00:15:03,615 --> 00:15:06,494 [Crowd cheering] 326 00:15:07,853 --> 00:15:09,191 MAHALIK: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 327 00:15:09,217 --> 00:15:10,861 It's getting thick up in here. 328 00:15:10,905 --> 00:15:13,541 Hey, look, before we get on with the battles tonight, 329 00:15:13,617 --> 00:15:15,408 I got a couple announcements to make. 330 00:15:15,483 --> 00:15:17,609 I know y'all want to bust a cap in the air 331 00:15:17,686 --> 00:15:18,899 for your favorite rapper. 332 00:15:18,974 --> 00:15:22,152 But if you could please hold on to your gunfire 333 00:15:22,230 --> 00:15:24,229 until the end of the show. 334 00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:25,580 [Jeering] 335 00:15:25,654 --> 00:15:27,272 Let's just put the safeties on. 336 00:15:27,349 --> 00:15:30,424 It's on the left side of the gun above the trigger guard. 337 00:15:30,502 --> 00:15:33,010 [Bullet ricochets, woman shrieks] 338 00:15:33,079 --> 00:15:36,027 Will somebody get his ass out of here? 339 00:15:36,096 --> 00:15:39,379 All right. Deejay, spin that shit! 340 00:15:39,453 --> 00:15:42,528 [Up-tempo beat plays] 341 00:15:45,115 --> 00:15:47,485 [Crowd cheers] 342 00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:01,928 Whoa! My bad. 343 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,688 Mother... 344 00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:08,878 Brenda, is something wrong? 345 00:16:08,905 --> 00:16:10,189 You look scared. 346 00:16:10,239 --> 00:16:13,314 I don't know. All that stuff you was saying on TV... 347 00:16:13,392 --> 00:16:16,374 I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way. 348 00:16:16,443 --> 00:16:18,269 Like when you see an Asian person 349 00:16:18,342 --> 00:16:19,659 behind the wheel of a car. 350 00:16:19,732 --> 00:16:23,454 Cindy, after the show, you think you could come back to my crib 351 00:16:23,529 --> 00:16:24,811 and hang out with me? 352 00:16:24,885 --> 00:16:26,342 I don't want to be alone. 353 00:16:26,412 --> 00:16:28,377 Oh, of course I will, Brenda. 354 00:16:28,446 --> 00:16:30,446 Oh, I love you. 355 00:16:30,514 --> 00:16:33,022 Pay my way, okay? 356 00:16:33,091 --> 00:16:34,581 Yo, yo, yo, George! 357 00:16:34,650 --> 00:16:36,881 What's up with the man with the tightest rap game 358 00:16:36,956 --> 00:16:38,412 on the streets, baby? 359 00:16:38,481 --> 00:16:40,099 - What's good with you, boy? - Dude! 360 00:16:40,176 --> 00:16:41,968 What's good, baby? 361 00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:44,885 Finally, the white man is gonna school the black man 362 00:16:44,957 --> 00:16:45,904 on how to rap. 363 00:16:45,974 --> 00:16:48,136 - Yeah! - Yeah. Yeah, I guess. 364 00:16:48,212 --> 00:16:49,934 How many people are here, you think? 365 00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:50,992 I don't know, man. 366 00:16:51,060 --> 00:16:54,135 100, 200 whitey-hating, chrome-packing, 367 00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,004 ready to bust a cap in any white boy's ass 368 00:16:56,078 --> 00:16:57,376 who ain't bringing that shit. 369 00:16:57,403 --> 00:16:58,611 Yeah. At least. Yeah. 370 00:16:58,655 --> 00:16:59,637 Mm-hmm. Word. 371 00:16:59,706 --> 00:17:01,937 What's wrong, George? 372 00:17:02,012 --> 00:17:04,381 You ever wonder when it's time to stop living up here 373 00:17:04,453 --> 00:17:06,140 and start living down here? 374 00:17:06,216 --> 00:17:10,077 No, but what if we stop living over here and move over there? 375 00:17:10,149 --> 00:17:12,276 My Aunt ShaNeequa used to live over there, man. 376 00:17:12,352 --> 00:17:13,462 But that bitch got evicted. 377 00:17:13,539 --> 00:17:15,227 - Word? What for? - I'm dead serious. 378 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,498 - Mice. - Mice? I thought she had rats. 379 00:17:17,574 --> 00:17:19,505 No, man. Rats are outside. Mice are inside. 380 00:17:19,575 --> 00:17:20,818 What if a mouse goes outside? 381 00:17:20,845 --> 00:17:21,830 Does it become a rat? 382 00:17:21,879 --> 00:17:23,567 If a rat is in the house, is it a mouse? 383 00:17:23,643 --> 00:17:25,839 I ain't never seen no mouse outside. 384 00:17:25,914 --> 00:17:27,267 That's because it's a rat, fool! 385 00:17:27,339 --> 00:17:30,657 Damn, you might have just made a fact just now. 386 00:17:30,729 --> 00:17:32,890 Fellas, what are you guys talking about? 387 00:17:32,966 --> 00:17:34,515 Yo, George, you need something? 388 00:17:34,594 --> 00:17:36,860 'Cause I will do anything for you. 389 00:17:37,612 --> 00:17:38,791 Anything. 390 00:17:40,222 --> 00:17:42,280 Well, about those chrome-packing, 391 00:17:42,358 --> 00:17:43,872 whitey-hating gangsters, perhaps... 392 00:17:43,952 --> 00:17:46,252 - What he need is a hype man. - Word! 393 00:17:46,325 --> 00:17:48,048 Yeah, yeah, a-come on 394 00:17:48,122 --> 00:17:49,474 You can be his Spliff Star. 395 00:17:49,546 --> 00:17:50,656 That's me. That's what I do. 396 00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:51,705 That's my job, baby! 397 00:17:51,731 --> 00:17:52,654 That's what I do! 398 00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:54,156 You know that. Goddamn. 399 00:17:54,225 --> 00:17:55,507 [Crash] 400 00:17:55,581 --> 00:17:56,725 I'm cool. That's what I do. 401 00:17:56,802 --> 00:17:59,946 When you a hype man, you take them hits. 402 00:18:00,023 --> 00:18:02,289 Heads or tail, playboy, what's it gonna be? 403 00:18:02,362 --> 00:18:04,662 You cannot escape your fate in the streets 404 00:18:04,736 --> 00:18:07,209 Okay, I count cash, you count sheep 405 00:18:07,278 --> 00:18:09,809 You better not sleep on the beats, capisce 406 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,068 [Crowd cheering] 407 00:18:11,143 --> 00:18:13,305 All right, all right, all right! That was hot! 408 00:18:13,381 --> 00:18:14,768 That's what I'm talking about. 409 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:15,810 That was hot, right? 410 00:18:15,856 --> 00:18:18,052 Right? Yo, what do we think? 411 00:18:20,807 --> 00:18:24,055 I thought you were both absolutely dreadful. 412 00:18:24,129 --> 00:18:25,239 Ghastly. 413 00:18:25,316 --> 00:18:26,194 What? 414 00:18:26,265 --> 00:18:28,323 I don't know what I'm doing here. 415 00:18:28,401 --> 00:18:31,280 This club is totally pathetic. 416 00:18:31,351 --> 00:18:32,969 [Crowd yelling] 417 00:18:40,777 --> 00:18:42,904 Everybody put your hands up 418 00:18:42,981 --> 00:18:43,963 You ready, George? 419 00:18:44,031 --> 00:18:45,788 - It's showtime, baby. - Okay. 420 00:18:45,863 --> 00:18:47,955 I just want to let you know no matter what goes on 421 00:18:48,032 --> 00:18:50,228 on that stage tonight... 422 00:18:51,015 --> 00:18:52,368 you'll always be in my heart. 423 00:18:52,440 --> 00:18:53,202 Oh, that's love. 424 00:18:53,228 --> 00:18:54,465 That's love right there. 425 00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:55,108 I love you. 426 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:57,099 That's what I'm talking about. 427 00:18:59,730 --> 00:19:00,861 I love you, man. 428 00:19:00,887 --> 00:19:02,159 Can you feel it? 429 00:19:02,204 --> 00:19:04,227 Can you feel my love on your hip? 430 00:19:04,306 --> 00:19:05,253 Can you feel it? 431 00:19:05,323 --> 00:19:06,502 C. J: I can't get around! 432 00:19:06,578 --> 00:19:07,194 Come on, dawg! 433 00:19:07,221 --> 00:19:08,627 That's what I'm talkin' about! 434 00:19:08,680 --> 00:19:10,471 You go out there and you rip it tonight. 435 00:19:10,498 --> 00:19:11,213 All right, man? 436 00:19:11,257 --> 00:19:12,979 You do your thing tonight, all right? 437 00:19:13,054 --> 00:19:14,742 - Okay. Cool. - We shouldn't have to do that. 438 00:19:14,817 --> 00:19:16,065 We love each other. 439 00:19:16,139 --> 00:19:17,214 I'm gonna go bring you on. 440 00:19:17,292 --> 00:19:18,783 Let's do it, baby. We hyped! 441 00:19:19,394 --> 00:19:20,815 Yeah. All right, all right. 442 00:19:20,886 --> 00:19:23,590 Y'all ready for the next throwdown? 443 00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:26,811 To my left, we have the reigning champion. 444 00:19:26,887 --> 00:19:29,222 Hailing from Fort Apache in the Bronx. 445 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,646 B X! What? What? What? 446 00:19:30,719 --> 00:19:33,493 Some of y'all call him "Jealous Ones Still Envy." 447 00:19:33,567 --> 00:19:36,480 Some of y'all call him the Don Cartagena! 448 00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,642 Some of y'all call him Joey Crack. 449 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,494 Stick 'em up! 450 00:19:39,568 --> 00:19:43,765 But, tonight, let's give it up for Fat Joe! 451 00:19:45,671 --> 00:19:47,254 I got to go against him? 452 00:19:47,331 --> 00:19:49,019 Give it up! Give it up! 453 00:19:49,095 --> 00:19:51,061 What you think, they're here to see Fat Joe? 454 00:19:51,130 --> 00:19:53,153 CROWD: Joe! Joe! Joe! 455 00:19:53,231 --> 00:19:55,427 No, man, they're saying, "Go! Go! Go!" 456 00:19:56,792 --> 00:19:59,600 Now my challenger. Whoo! 457 00:19:59,673 --> 00:20:01,222 He's a farmer rapper. 458 00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:04,284 So you know he been kicking the shit all day! 459 00:20:04,353 --> 00:20:06,757 Let's give it up for my man, George! 460 00:20:06,827 --> 00:20:09,428 That's what I'm talking about! Yeah! Yeah! 461 00:20:09,505 --> 00:20:10,945 Come on, everybody! 462 00:20:10,972 --> 00:20:12,410 Put your hands... 463 00:20:12,455 --> 00:20:15,021 That's right. Okay, Joey Crack. 464 00:20:15,100 --> 00:20:18,383 You're the reigning champion, so you get to spit first. 465 00:20:18,457 --> 00:20:20,282 Yo, deejay, spin that shit! 466 00:20:20,356 --> 00:20:22,413 [Mid-tempo beat plays] 467 00:20:22,492 --> 00:20:24,515 These guys can't be serious right here. 468 00:20:24,593 --> 00:20:25,945 Stan and Mini-Me 469 00:20:26,018 --> 00:20:28,583 A.K.A. I hope he ain't the one you fight with 470 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,349 Hey, yo, this nigga's mad corny 471 00:20:30,426 --> 00:20:33,165 And ain't got no skills, 'cause he's all right 472 00:20:33,239 --> 00:20:34,557 TOGETHER: But he's not real 473 00:20:34,629 --> 00:20:35,612 Don't mean to hurt your feelings 474 00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:36,755 But you'll never get a deal 475 00:20:36,833 --> 00:20:39,168 'Cause he's all right, but he's not real 476 00:20:39,240 --> 00:20:40,789 You're a needle in a haystack 477 00:20:40,867 --> 00:20:42,590 I'm the don, the city slicker 478 00:20:42,665 --> 00:20:44,283 Forget cows and milk your moms 479 00:20:44,360 --> 00:20:46,729 Her titties give ya that elixir 480 00:20:46,802 --> 00:20:47,749 Thought he wasn't? 481 00:20:47,819 --> 00:20:50,292 Bet this nigga end up having kids with his cousin 482 00:20:50,361 --> 00:20:53,031 Half-retarded, my number-one fan be like 483 00:20:53,108 --> 00:20:54,113 [Stammers] 484 00:20:54,193 --> 00:20:55,915 That means Fat Joe's the man 485 00:20:55,989 --> 00:20:58,012 You're a liar in denial 486 00:20:58,092 --> 00:21:00,866 Kill your ass quicker than I died in "Empire" 487 00:21:00,940 --> 00:21:03,067 How dare you want to joust with me? 488 00:21:03,143 --> 00:21:05,917 Looking like you dying of S ARS or mad cow disease 489 00:21:05,991 --> 00:21:08,430 You fake B-Rabbit out to battle me 490 00:21:08,500 --> 00:21:10,188 Eight miles down the road 491 00:21:10,263 --> 00:21:11,812 The farm's thataway 492 00:21:11,891 --> 00:21:13,911 Oh! Okay, let's go! 493 00:21:13,937 --> 00:21:15,638 Wait a minute! 494 00:21:15,688 --> 00:21:17,919 MAHALIK: Whoo! All right! 495 00:21:17,994 --> 00:21:19,312 All right! That was hot! 496 00:21:19,384 --> 00:21:21,476 That was tight, Fat Joe. Yo! 497 00:21:21,553 --> 00:21:25,819 Now everybody give it up for my man, George! 498 00:21:25,893 --> 00:21:27,581 Deejay, spin that shit! 499 00:21:27,656 --> 00:21:30,187 - Whoo! - [Mid-tempo beat plays] 500 00:21:30,268 --> 00:21:32,706 Come on! Come on! Everybody! 501 00:21:34,132 --> 00:21:35,715 [Note plays] 502 00:21:35,793 --> 00:21:37,284 Bitch 503 00:21:37,353 --> 00:21:38,300 [Lower note plays] 504 00:21:38,370 --> 00:21:39,480 Ho 505 00:21:39,557 --> 00:21:42,597 [Notes playing] 506 00:21:50,746 --> 00:21:53,046 Now everybody in the 2-0-2 507 00:21:53,119 --> 00:21:56,333 Throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through 508 00:21:56,408 --> 00:21:59,182 Now everybody in the 2-0-2, throw 'em up 509 00:21:59,256 --> 00:22:01,556 - Check it out. - [Chanting] Go! Go! Go! 510 00:22:01,629 --> 00:22:04,068 I'm a white boy, but my neck is red 511 00:22:04,138 --> 00:22:06,774 I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread 512 00:22:06,850 --> 00:22:09,867 My face is pale, Nah, I've never been in jail 513 00:22:09,936 --> 00:22:12,063 Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail 514 00:22:12,140 --> 00:22:14,071 How many bitches have I slapped? 515 00:22:14,140 --> 00:22:15,388 Zero, unh 516 00:22:15,462 --> 00:22:17,866 And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero 517 00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:20,711 I grew up on a farm, and I was born with no rhythm 518 00:22:20,786 --> 00:22:23,387 Dr. Phil's my uncle, and I like to hang with him 519 00:22:23,464 --> 00:22:25,995 I can't dance, I wear khaki pants 520 00:22:26,075 --> 00:22:28,988 My middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France 521 00:22:29,058 --> 00:22:31,497 So maybe I'm wack 'cause my skin ain't black 522 00:22:31,568 --> 00:22:32,712 But you can't talk smack 523 00:22:32,788 --> 00:22:34,649 'Cause whitey just struck back 524 00:22:38,212 --> 00:22:39,726 Whoo! 525 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:43,396 That's what I'm talking about! 526 00:22:43,468 --> 00:22:47,155 MAHALIK: Give it up for George! 527 00:22:47,231 --> 00:22:49,393 That's my boy right there! That's what... 528 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,087 Oh, shit. Ooh. 529 00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:55,799 [Crowd murmuring] 530 00:22:55,878 --> 00:22:57,843 George! George! The hood! 531 00:22:57,912 --> 00:22:59,194 Lose the hood! 532 00:22:59,267 --> 00:23:01,833 - I know. We're in the 'hood now! - No, man! 533 00:23:01,912 --> 00:23:03,461 He's a dead man. 534 00:23:03,539 --> 00:23:06,105 You guys feeling me? In the 'hood? 535 00:23:06,184 --> 00:23:08,519 [Crowd booing] 536 00:23:08,592 --> 00:23:10,383 Whoa! Whoa! 537 00:23:10,456 --> 00:23:12,317 Aah! 538 00:23:13,745 --> 00:23:15,711 That's it. I'm done. 539 00:23:15,780 --> 00:23:18,287 Oh, man, you can't give up rap just like that. 540 00:23:18,357 --> 00:23:19,905 Rap shmap. 541 00:23:19,983 --> 00:23:22,688 Look! You still got it! See? 542 00:23:23,747 --> 00:23:26,220 BRENDA: Thanks for coming over tonight, Cindy. 543 00:23:26,289 --> 00:23:28,821 I guess I'm just going through a rough time. 544 00:23:28,901 --> 00:23:33,167 Brenda, you want to tell me what's really bothering you? 545 00:23:35,139 --> 00:23:38,156 Well, there's something I need to... 546 00:23:38,224 --> 00:23:39,912 I saw a tape. 547 00:23:39,988 --> 00:23:42,115 I think you should know about it. 548 00:23:42,191 --> 00:23:45,139 It had these really shocking images, Cindy. 549 00:23:45,209 --> 00:23:47,810 Brenda, it was Mardi Gras. 550 00:23:47,887 --> 00:23:51,066 I never drank vodka before, and I was out of beads! 551 00:23:51,142 --> 00:23:53,142 No, not that tape, Cindy. 552 00:23:53,211 --> 00:23:55,477 Well, I guess it's just an urban legend. 553 00:23:55,550 --> 00:23:57,885 You watch it. 554 00:23:57,957 --> 00:24:00,430 And as soon as it's over, your phone rings 555 00:24:00,500 --> 00:24:01,956 and a creepy voice says... 556 00:24:02,026 --> 00:24:04,662 [Distorted voice] "You're gonna die in seven days." 557 00:24:04,738 --> 00:24:07,813 [Normal voice] And seven days later... 558 00:24:07,891 --> 00:24:09,313 When did you watch it? 559 00:24:09,383 --> 00:24:11,509 A week ago. 560 00:24:11,587 --> 00:24:13,077 A week ago tonight. 561 00:24:13,146 --> 00:24:14,938 Brenda. 562 00:24:19,284 --> 00:24:21,514 Oh, my God! 563 00:24:21,588 --> 00:24:23,715 - Oh, Brenda! - [Choking] 564 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:27,486 Brenda! Oh, my God! 565 00:24:29,489 --> 00:24:31,789 - Oh! Oh! - [Laughs] 566 00:24:31,862 --> 00:24:34,093 Oh, my God! You bitch! 567 00:24:34,167 --> 00:24:35,623 Ketchup! 568 00:24:35,693 --> 00:24:38,907 You should have seen the look on your face! 569 00:24:39,932 --> 00:24:41,250 You got me! 570 00:24:43,864 --> 00:24:46,604 - Brenda? Brenda? - [Stammering] 571 00:24:46,679 --> 00:24:48,401 Oh, my God, Brenda! Brenda? 572 00:24:48,475 --> 00:24:49,550 [Screams] 573 00:24:58,884 --> 00:25:01,520 I can't believe you fell for that fake seizure! 574 00:25:01,597 --> 00:25:02,984 But it seemed so real! 575 00:25:03,055 --> 00:25:05,424 - It did, didn't it? - And you peed! 576 00:25:05,495 --> 00:25:08,709 Yeah! I really sold that shit, didn't I? 577 00:25:09,394 --> 00:25:12,237 I just love the look on your face when you are scared! 578 00:25:12,311 --> 00:25:13,928 Girl, you are too easy. 579 00:25:14,006 --> 00:25:15,832 - Aah! - Aah! 580 00:25:21,871 --> 00:25:24,888 I got you with the old fake hand! 581 00:25:25,838 --> 00:25:27,225 Ooh! 582 00:25:27,297 --> 00:25:28,649 Girl, you were scared! 583 00:25:28,720 --> 00:25:30,107 Well, I know! 584 00:25:30,178 --> 00:25:30,867 Oh, come on. 585 00:25:30,894 --> 00:25:32,099 I was just kidding. 586 00:25:32,145 --> 00:25:34,306 Well, you've taken it too far, Brenda. 587 00:25:34,383 --> 00:25:37,365 I'm gonna go get the rest of the popcorn. 588 00:25:43,842 --> 00:25:45,125 Cindy? 589 00:25:45,199 --> 00:25:47,835 Oh, forget it. I am not falling for it again. 590 00:26:05,270 --> 00:26:07,294 Oh, come on. 591 00:26:07,372 --> 00:26:09,429 Cindy, the news is on. 592 00:26:09,509 --> 00:26:12,618 Another little white girl done fell down a well. 593 00:26:12,695 --> 00:26:15,400 50 black people get their ass beat by police today, 594 00:26:15,475 --> 00:26:17,024 but the whole world got to stop 595 00:26:17,103 --> 00:26:19,739 for one little whitey down a hole. 596 00:26:24,019 --> 00:26:25,602 Cindy! 597 00:26:27,783 --> 00:26:30,314 The TV's leaking! 598 00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:32,895 Cindy? 599 00:26:32,970 --> 00:26:35,443 Cindy, something's wrong here. 600 00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:55,200 Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor! 601 00:26:56,874 --> 00:26:58,700 [Whimpers] 602 00:26:58,772 --> 00:27:00,795 Cindy, help me! 603 00:27:00,874 --> 00:27:02,388 I'm not listening. 604 00:27:04,841 --> 00:27:06,736 Get up, you little ugly bitch, 605 00:27:06,807 --> 00:27:08,530 Come on! Let me see what you got! 606 00:27:08,605 --> 00:27:11,622 What you gonna do? That's all? 607 00:27:12,504 --> 00:27:14,157 Ooh! 608 00:27:14,876 --> 00:27:17,755 Ooh! I'm whipping her ass, Cindy! 609 00:27:17,826 --> 00:27:19,213 Yeah! What's up? 610 00:27:19,284 --> 00:27:21,041 [Grunts] 611 00:27:21,116 --> 00:27:22,803 Ooh! 612 00:27:31,490 --> 00:27:33,247 Aah! 613 00:27:33,321 --> 00:27:36,164 Cindy, please help me! 614 00:27:36,237 --> 00:27:38,294 - Cindy! - [Telephone rings] 615 00:27:38,373 --> 00:27:40,604 Okay. Hang on a second. 616 00:27:40,679 --> 00:27:41,626 Hello? 617 00:27:41,696 --> 00:27:42,716 Father Muldoon here. 618 00:27:42,743 --> 00:27:44,323 We're getting along famously. 619 00:27:44,374 --> 00:27:46,501 Thanks again, Father. Bye-bye. 620 00:27:46,578 --> 00:27:48,300 Brenda? 621 00:27:48,883 --> 00:27:50,466 Brenda? 622 00:27:53,155 --> 00:27:54,843 Brenda? 623 00:28:00,615 --> 00:28:02,984 Aah! 624 00:28:07,904 --> 00:28:09,522 GEORGE: Oh, my God. 625 00:28:09,599 --> 00:28:11,217 Yes. Yes. Of course I'll tell her. 626 00:28:11,295 --> 00:28:12,948 Thank you. 627 00:28:14,550 --> 00:28:16,677 Sue's teacher, Brenda. 628 00:28:16,754 --> 00:28:17,701 She's... 629 00:28:17,771 --> 00:28:18,718 She's dead. 630 00:28:18,788 --> 00:28:21,424 Oh. I better tell her. 631 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,627 No, no, no. I can do it. 632 00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,578 Sue? 633 00:28:30,654 --> 00:28:32,620 Yes? 634 00:28:32,689 --> 00:28:35,058 You know your teacher, Miss Brenda? 635 00:28:35,130 --> 00:28:35,904 Yeah. 636 00:28:35,978 --> 00:28:38,208 - She's dead! - Aah! 637 00:28:38,283 --> 00:28:39,565 Gone forever! 638 00:28:39,639 --> 00:28:41,940 Died a horrible, painful death! 639 00:28:42,013 --> 00:28:44,683 Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog! 640 00:28:44,759 --> 00:28:46,077 My dog's dead? 641 00:28:46,149 --> 00:28:49,733 I just ran him over with the car when I drove in! 642 00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:52,481 Everyone you love around you is dying! 643 00:28:52,557 --> 00:28:55,030 - Aah! - Aah! 644 00:29:01,745 --> 00:29:03,941 Hello, Father. 645 00:29:04,017 --> 00:29:06,017 Don't call me Father. 646 00:29:06,085 --> 00:29:08,616 I haven't been a clergyman since... 647 00:29:11,103 --> 00:29:14,120 I'm sorry about that night. 648 00:29:14,189 --> 00:29:15,980 If I hadn't fallen asleep while driving 649 00:29:16,053 --> 00:29:18,689 for that exact 20 minutes. 650 00:29:18,765 --> 00:29:22,314 If I hadn't drank that exact whole bottle of J�germeister. 651 00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:25,469 If only I hadn't killed that hooker. 652 00:29:25,547 --> 00:29:27,373 Sayaman. 653 00:29:27,445 --> 00:29:29,746 I don't see what any of this has to do with Annie. 654 00:29:29,819 --> 00:29:30,628 I'm sorry. 655 00:29:30,654 --> 00:29:32,757 Those were other nights. 656 00:29:32,802 --> 00:29:37,784 But if it had been that night, I might have missed her. 657 00:29:37,854 --> 00:29:39,310 That terrible night. 658 00:29:39,380 --> 00:29:40,836 [Whimpers] 659 00:29:40,906 --> 00:29:43,611 ["Mexican Hat Dance" plays] 660 00:29:45,551 --> 00:29:46,903 Hey! 661 00:29:47,500 --> 00:29:48,099 � 662 00:29:48,100 --> 00:29:48,699 � 663 00:29:48,700 --> 00:29:49,299 � P 664 00:29:49,300 --> 00:29:49,899 � P@ 665 00:29:49,900 --> 00:29:50,499 � P@r 666 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:51,099 � P@rM 667 00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:51,699 � P@rM! 668 00:29:51,700 --> 00:29:52,299 � P@rM!N 669 00:29:52,300 --> 00:29:52,899 � P@rM!Nd 670 00:29:52,900 --> 00:29:53,499 � P@rM!Nde 671 00:29:53,500 --> 00:29:54,099 � P@rM!NdeR 672 00:29:54,100 --> 00:29:54,699 � P@rM!NdeR 673 00:29:54,700 --> 00:29:55,299 � P@rM!NdeR M 674 00:29:55,300 --> 00:29:55,899 � P@rM!NdeR M@ 675 00:29:55,900 --> 00:29:56,499 � P@rM!NdeR M@n 676 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:57,099 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk 677 00:29:57,100 --> 00:29:57,699 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk� 678 00:29:57,700 --> 00:29:58,299 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� 679 00:29:58,300 --> 00:29:58,899 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� 680 00:29:58,900 --> 00:29:59,500 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 681 00:30:00,062 --> 00:30:01,518 It's your wife, Father. 682 00:30:01,587 --> 00:30:03,136 She's hurt. 683 00:30:03,215 --> 00:30:04,024 Annie? 684 00:30:04,097 --> 00:30:07,241 She was hit by a truck, and she's pinned against a tree. 685 00:30:07,317 --> 00:30:08,392 I don't understand. 686 00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:12,470 As long as the truck has her pinned, she'll stay alive. 687 00:30:12,539 --> 00:30:14,400 I still don't get it. 688 00:30:18,404 --> 00:30:22,369 This is your wife. 689 00:30:23,761 --> 00:30:25,784 She broke her wiener? 690 00:30:27,695 --> 00:30:31,348 Look what happens to the taco. 691 00:30:32,407 --> 00:30:35,725 Look, I don't understand all this fancy medical lingo. 692 00:30:35,797 --> 00:30:37,658 I want to see Annie. 693 00:30:38,544 --> 00:30:40,844 She's split in half. 694 00:30:40,917 --> 00:30:45,657 You mean like down-the-middle in half? 695 00:30:45,732 --> 00:30:46,876 At the waist. 696 00:30:46,952 --> 00:30:51,392 You mean this is the last time I can talk to the top half? 697 00:30:51,462 --> 00:30:53,010 Yes. 698 00:30:53,089 --> 00:30:56,707 The truck is the only thing that is holding her together. 699 00:30:56,784 --> 00:31:00,403 Let's say this is her bottom half. 700 00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:03,323 Can I squeeze in a few minutes with that? 701 00:31:03,396 --> 00:31:06,471 I'm not sure what you mean. 702 00:31:06,549 --> 00:31:09,220 - Let me explain. - Tom. 703 00:31:09,296 --> 00:31:10,984 Go to her. 704 00:31:18,890 --> 00:31:21,931 Tom, I'll need a ride home. 705 00:31:25,129 --> 00:31:28,413 Hey, baby. How's it going? 706 00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:31,294 Oh, I'm dying, Tom. 707 00:31:31,367 --> 00:31:33,193 Don't talk like that. 708 00:31:33,267 --> 00:31:35,972 The truck barely hit you. 709 00:31:36,047 --> 00:31:38,139 [Coughs] Honey. 710 00:31:38,216 --> 00:31:40,782 Kiss me one last time. 711 00:31:43,675 --> 00:31:46,853 Promise me you'll never remarry. 712 00:31:46,930 --> 00:31:49,335 I promise. 713 00:31:49,405 --> 00:31:51,878 And no sex, either. 714 00:31:52,491 --> 00:31:53,220 I'm sorry. 715 00:31:53,247 --> 00:31:54,851 I didn't catch that. 716 00:31:54,898 --> 00:31:56,285 [Grunts] No sex. 717 00:31:56,356 --> 00:31:58,517 Honey, you're not speaking clearly. 718 00:31:58,594 --> 00:32:00,454 - Your injuries must be awful. - No sex. 719 00:32:00,526 --> 00:32:04,145 Oh, cruel fate to shroud my wife's dying words in mystery. 720 00:32:04,222 --> 00:32:06,187 - No sex! - Poor Annie. 721 00:32:06,256 --> 00:32:07,400 We hardly knew her. 722 00:32:07,477 --> 00:32:09,950 - She'll be missed terribly. - Oh, Jesus. 723 00:32:10,019 --> 00:32:10,967 That's right, honey. 724 00:32:10,994 --> 00:32:11,940 Go into the light. 725 00:32:11,986 --> 00:32:13,096 Look! 726 00:32:13,172 --> 00:32:16,015 Just tell George, swing away. 727 00:32:16,088 --> 00:32:17,949 Right. Swing away. 728 00:32:18,021 --> 00:32:20,622 Oh, sure. That you understand. 729 00:32:20,700 --> 00:32:22,757 [Gasps] 730 00:32:22,836 --> 00:32:25,367 Annie? Annie! 731 00:32:27,107 --> 00:32:29,073 I'm sorry, dude. 732 00:32:29,142 --> 00:32:30,795 Don't call me dude. 733 00:32:30,871 --> 00:32:33,344 I'm not a stoner anymore. Not since... 734 00:32:33,413 --> 00:32:35,506 ["Mexican Hat Dance" plays] 735 00:32:35,584 --> 00:32:37,202 Goodbye, Tom. 736 00:32:38,805 --> 00:32:40,296 [Tires screech] 737 00:32:40,364 --> 00:32:43,172 [Sheep bleating, crash] 738 00:32:43,247 --> 00:32:44,934 [Horn blaring] 739 00:32:45,010 --> 00:32:51,541 Amazing grace 740 00:32:51,620 --> 00:32:53,713 How sweet... 741 00:32:53,791 --> 00:32:56,264 I'm so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Meeks. 742 00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:59,142 Brenda was a good friend when she was alive. 743 00:32:59,215 --> 00:33:01,376 [Crying] My sweet, sweet Brenda. 744 00:33:01,454 --> 00:33:03,720 She looks so peaceful. 745 00:33:03,793 --> 00:33:05,376 Oh... 746 00:33:08,268 --> 00:33:12,059 If only God had taken us instead of our daughter. 747 00:33:12,133 --> 00:33:14,641 And knowing your Brenda like I did, 748 00:33:14,710 --> 00:33:17,241 I'd say she wishes the same thing. 749 00:33:18,507 --> 00:33:20,634 These just came today. 750 00:33:20,711 --> 00:33:23,416 Photos from a trip she took. 751 00:33:26,949 --> 00:33:27,954 They're blank. 752 00:33:28,035 --> 00:33:30,600 Turn them around, honey. 753 00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:31,893 Oh. 754 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:34,234 Yes, of course. 755 00:33:34,307 --> 00:33:35,451 Who's this? 756 00:33:35,528 --> 00:33:38,602 That's Ralph. He's right over there. 757 00:33:44,682 --> 00:33:45,687 Cody? 758 00:33:45,767 --> 00:33:49,628 It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole. 759 00:33:49,700 --> 00:33:51,008 Smoke all you want. 760 00:33:51,035 --> 00:33:53,239 You're gonna get hit by a bus. 761 00:33:53,294 --> 00:33:56,310 That's not fooling anyone. 762 00:33:57,973 --> 00:33:59,083 Cindy. 763 00:33:59,160 --> 00:34:00,512 - George. - Hey. 764 00:34:00,583 --> 00:34:03,426 Sue wanted to pay her respects to her teacher. 765 00:34:04,279 --> 00:34:05,389 You? 766 00:34:05,466 --> 00:34:06,887 Brenda was my bitch. 767 00:34:06,958 --> 00:34:07,998 Of course. 768 00:34:09,603 --> 00:34:11,117 Hmm. 769 00:34:11,196 --> 00:34:12,305 Are you okay? 770 00:34:12,383 --> 00:34:14,948 It's just the open coffin. 771 00:34:15,027 --> 00:34:17,153 I can't believe they leave it out here like this. 772 00:34:17,231 --> 00:34:19,254 - George, it's a wake! - Awake?! 773 00:34:19,333 --> 00:34:20,397 Brenda! It's a miracle! 774 00:34:20,423 --> 00:34:21,485 No! George, stop! 775 00:34:21,537 --> 00:34:22,889 I thought you were dead! 776 00:34:22,961 --> 00:34:26,244 Sue, your teacher's alive! Hello?! 777 00:34:26,317 --> 00:34:28,173 I got your back, George! 778 00:34:28,200 --> 00:34:29,591 I got your back! 779 00:34:29,640 --> 00:34:30,645 She's alive! 780 00:34:30,725 --> 00:34:32,216 I'll tell you what! 781 00:34:32,285 --> 00:34:34,308 - Oh! - [Crowd gasping] 782 00:34:35,879 --> 00:34:37,902 GEORGE: Mahalik! She's alive! Brenda! 783 00:34:37,980 --> 00:34:39,262 George, stop! She's dead! 784 00:34:39,337 --> 00:34:40,954 No! We won't lose you again! 785 00:34:41,031 --> 00:34:43,401 Mahalik, help! 786 00:34:43,473 --> 00:34:44,686 Nothing! 787 00:34:44,762 --> 00:34:46,819 - Ooh! - [Screams] 788 00:34:47,881 --> 00:34:49,372 She's not breathing! 789 00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:50,318 No! 790 00:34:50,390 --> 00:34:52,517 Live, damn it! Live! 791 00:34:53,814 --> 00:34:55,745 Live, damn it! Live! 792 00:34:57,239 --> 00:34:58,822 Let me open her windpipe! 793 00:34:58,900 --> 00:35:00,992 MRS. MEEKS: No! Oh, God! 794 00:35:01,070 --> 00:35:02,560 Charles! Charles, stop them! 795 00:35:02,629 --> 00:35:04,455 Breathe! 796 00:35:06,563 --> 00:35:07,781 Someone stop them! 797 00:35:07,808 --> 00:35:09,362 What are they doing?! 798 00:35:09,410 --> 00:35:11,028 Get up! 799 00:35:11,106 --> 00:35:13,198 She's alive! She's alive! 800 00:35:13,275 --> 00:35:16,118 Wake up! Breathe! 801 00:35:16,192 --> 00:35:18,596 [All shouting] 802 00:35:25,448 --> 00:35:28,187 - Charles! Charles! - Clear! 803 00:35:28,261 --> 00:35:30,319 No! 804 00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:34,804 Aah! 805 00:35:34,873 --> 00:35:36,965 I got something! I got something! 806 00:35:37,043 --> 00:35:40,326 [Gasps, screams] 807 00:35:43,044 --> 00:35:44,535 Aah! 808 00:35:44,604 --> 00:35:45,922 - That's it! - George! 809 00:35:45,994 --> 00:35:48,907 That's the last time I try to bring anyone back from the dead. 810 00:35:48,977 --> 00:35:51,069 George, don't get down on yourself. 811 00:35:51,148 --> 00:35:53,113 I know you were only trying to help. 812 00:35:53,182 --> 00:35:56,291 You're a good, caring person. 813 00:35:56,368 --> 00:35:58,599 Which is why I like you. 814 00:35:58,674 --> 00:36:00,027 Oh, thanks, Cindy. 815 00:36:00,099 --> 00:36:02,329 But I don't want to screw your life up, too. 816 00:36:02,403 --> 00:36:04,426 The most caring thing I could do for everyone right now 817 00:36:04,506 --> 00:36:06,123 is to just get out of here. 818 00:36:06,202 --> 00:36:09,276 George! What about Sue? 819 00:36:10,066 --> 00:36:12,296 Oh, yes. Of course. 820 00:36:12,372 --> 00:36:14,163 Once I get Sue, then... 821 00:36:14,236 --> 00:36:15,449 Wait! 822 00:36:17,457 --> 00:36:20,405 I could really use a friend right now. 823 00:36:23,187 --> 00:36:24,740 Brenda's gone. 824 00:36:24,766 --> 00:36:26,761 Cody resents me. 825 00:36:27,663 --> 00:36:30,842 And I'm caught up in something I can't even... 826 00:36:30,918 --> 00:36:33,114 Oh, God, it's so hard! 827 00:36:33,189 --> 00:36:37,756 Well, you're beautiful and you're pressing up against me. 828 00:36:39,258 --> 00:36:41,766 Look, Cindy. 829 00:36:41,835 --> 00:36:44,749 I know you'd never consider going out with a guy like me. 830 00:36:44,819 --> 00:36:49,258 But if you're not too busy tomorrow night... 831 00:36:51,226 --> 00:36:53,492 Is that a yes? 832 00:36:53,567 --> 00:36:54,954 Yes. 833 00:37:00,483 --> 00:37:04,310 Cindy, did Brenda ever talk to you about a tape? 834 00:37:04,382 --> 00:37:06,313 She did mention something. 835 00:37:06,382 --> 00:37:08,648 Do you mind if I go upstairs and look around? 836 00:37:08,722 --> 00:37:11,023 Yes, go. Of course. Go. 837 00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:14,239 Cody, I'll be right back, okay? 838 00:37:14,316 --> 00:37:16,546 You're getting lucky tonight. 839 00:37:16,622 --> 00:37:19,187 He doesn't know you're a guy. 840 00:37:19,267 --> 00:37:21,798 [Thunder crashes] 841 00:38:17,582 --> 00:38:19,200 [Thud] 842 00:38:19,278 --> 00:38:21,474 Oh, shit. 843 00:38:21,549 --> 00:38:22,728 [Splash] 844 00:38:33,382 --> 00:38:35,313 [Stammering] 845 00:38:35,383 --> 00:38:37,441 [Vomiting] 846 00:38:38,434 --> 00:38:39,983 [Growls] 847 00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,850 [Telephone ringing] 848 00:39:01,489 --> 00:39:03,003 Hello? 849 00:39:03,083 --> 00:39:04,539 [Man speaking indistinctly] 850 00:39:04,609 --> 00:39:07,082 What? Willie Mays? 851 00:39:07,151 --> 00:39:08,607 [Mumbling] 852 00:39:08,678 --> 00:39:10,643 Who's gay? Hello? 853 00:39:10,712 --> 00:39:12,434 [Mumbling] 854 00:39:12,508 --> 00:39:13,513 What? 855 00:39:13,594 --> 00:39:15,050 Can you hear me now? 856 00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:16,229 Kind of. 857 00:39:16,306 --> 00:39:18,271 - Can you hear me now? - Yes. Perfect. 858 00:39:18,340 --> 00:39:19,622 Seven days. 859 00:39:19,696 --> 00:39:21,153 Seven days. 860 00:39:21,223 --> 00:39:21,776 Oh, my God. 861 00:39:21,803 --> 00:39:23,213 I'm gonna die next Monday? 862 00:39:23,257 --> 00:39:24,539 Yes. No. Wait. 863 00:39:24,613 --> 00:39:26,913 Monday. That would be seven business days. 864 00:39:26,986 --> 00:39:28,951 This is seven days starting now. 865 00:39:29,020 --> 00:39:30,855 So seven days to this very hour? 866 00:39:30,881 --> 00:39:31,854 My watch broke. 867 00:39:31,902 --> 00:39:33,358 How am I gonna know the exact hour? 868 00:39:33,428 --> 00:39:36,064 Forget hours. This day seven days from now. 869 00:39:36,141 --> 00:39:37,626 But there's a holiday coming up. 870 00:39:37,653 --> 00:39:38,905 Do you count the holiday? 871 00:39:38,954 --> 00:39:40,815 Well, that depends. What holiday? 872 00:39:40,887 --> 00:39:43,014 - Martin Luther King Day. - Then no. 873 00:39:43,091 --> 00:39:45,391 Why not? Everybody at work is taking it off. 874 00:39:45,465 --> 00:39:46,259 Jesus Christ, lady. 875 00:39:46,286 --> 00:39:47,790 I'm giving you seven friggin' days. 876 00:39:47,837 --> 00:39:50,368 I can come over now and kill the shit out of you if you'd rather. 877 00:39:50,449 --> 00:39:52,818 [Click, dial tone] 878 00:39:54,890 --> 00:39:56,948 Yo, George, I don't care what you say, man. 879 00:39:57,026 --> 00:39:58,921 I'm signing you up for another rap battle. 880 00:39:58,992 --> 00:39:59,948 Mahalik, I told you. 881 00:39:59,975 --> 00:40:01,456 That part of my life is over. 882 00:40:01,501 --> 00:40:03,802 I said the same thing about getting with C.J.'s sister. 883 00:40:03,875 --> 00:40:04,957 I'm still hitting that. 884 00:40:04,983 --> 00:40:06,536 He's still hitting it, man! 885 00:40:06,587 --> 00:40:07,638 And she fine as shit! 886 00:40:07,664 --> 00:40:08,913 That's my sister! What? 887 00:40:08,961 --> 00:40:10,348 It doesn't matter. I'm done. 888 00:40:10,419 --> 00:40:12,950 - So what are you gonna do? - I don't know. 889 00:40:13,029 --> 00:40:15,029 [Laughs] 890 00:40:15,097 --> 00:40:17,802 Yeah! Yeah! A-come on! 891 00:40:17,877 --> 00:40:19,238 Maybe my brother was right. 892 00:40:19,264 --> 00:40:20,977 Maybe I should just settle down. 893 00:40:21,030 --> 00:40:23,122 [Laughing] 894 00:40:23,201 --> 00:40:24,588 - What's up, then?! - Mother... 895 00:40:24,659 --> 00:40:25,837 I got another one, y'all. 896 00:40:25,913 --> 00:40:29,404 Yo, George, man, you can't focus on that shit, man. 897 00:40:29,473 --> 00:40:31,704 - Let that go. - [Laughing] 898 00:40:31,779 --> 00:40:34,854 Hey, you got to try this shit, George. 899 00:40:35,847 --> 00:40:37,338 Ow! 900 00:40:39,000 --> 00:40:40,688 Yo, man, you got to take the lid off! 901 00:40:40,763 --> 00:40:43,237 - Oh, yes. Of course. - Sorry! 902 00:40:43,306 --> 00:40:44,994 [Cellphone rings] 903 00:40:45,069 --> 00:40:45,669 Hello? 904 00:40:45,748 --> 00:40:48,591 CIND Y: George, something terrible has happened! 905 00:40:49,816 --> 00:40:50,821 [Gasps] 906 00:40:50,900 --> 00:40:51,770 Cindy, are you okay? 907 00:40:51,797 --> 00:40:52,579 What's going on? 908 00:40:52,630 --> 00:40:54,630 George, you have to help me. 909 00:40:54,698 --> 00:40:57,205 I just watched the same tape that killed Brenda. 910 00:40:57,275 --> 00:41:00,766 Then the phone rang, and this voice said I was gonna die. 911 00:41:00,835 --> 00:41:03,471 Cindy, there's no such thing as a killer videotape. 912 00:41:03,547 --> 00:41:05,096 - Oh. - Hell, yeah, there is! 913 00:41:05,175 --> 00:41:06,966 I know somebody who can help you. 914 00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:08,554 - You do? Who? - Wait up, man. 915 00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:11,650 I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week. 916 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:13,140 This morning he woke up dead. 917 00:41:13,211 --> 00:41:14,967 How in the hell do you wake up dead? 918 00:41:15,041 --> 00:41:16,971 'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep. 919 00:41:17,041 --> 00:41:19,955 You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive? 920 00:41:20,025 --> 00:41:21,608 MAHALIK: You can't go to bed dead! 921 00:41:21,686 --> 00:41:22,994 That shit would be redundant. 922 00:41:23,020 --> 00:41:24,012 No, it wouldn't. 923 00:41:24,060 --> 00:41:26,221 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead. 924 00:41:26,297 --> 00:41:28,020 And you can die but not be in a bed. 925 00:41:28,095 --> 00:41:29,377 But you are in a bed, man. 926 00:41:29,450 --> 00:41:31,855 That's how you wake up dead in the first place! 927 00:41:31,926 --> 00:41:34,873 Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man! 928 00:41:34,944 --> 00:41:37,174 You should be teaching classes! 929 00:41:37,249 --> 00:41:39,550 - Just tell me who can help me! - Damn! 930 00:41:39,622 --> 00:41:40,534 My Aunt ShaNeequa. 931 00:41:40,605 --> 00:41:42,466 Her and her man into this weird shit. 932 00:41:42,538 --> 00:41:45,209 They saw the tape before anybody else knew about it. 933 00:41:45,285 --> 00:41:48,302 - Go see them tonight. - Tonight? Yeah. 934 00:41:48,370 --> 00:41:50,739 But who will take care of Cody? 935 00:41:52,235 --> 00:41:54,327 COD Y: George, we're gonna have so much fun. 936 00:41:54,405 --> 00:41:56,300 I have some puzzles and board games 937 00:41:56,371 --> 00:41:57,988 and baseball cards in my room 938 00:41:58,067 --> 00:41:59,684 and this really cool model airplane. 939 00:41:59,762 --> 00:42:01,218 - I'm gonna go get it. - Sure. 940 00:42:01,288 --> 00:42:02,802 Okay, so I made him a snack. 941 00:42:02,881 --> 00:42:05,621 You can give him some warm milk if he can't go to sleep. 942 00:42:05,695 --> 00:42:07,521 - Everything's gonna be fine. - Here it is. 943 00:42:07,594 --> 00:42:08,931 I'm great with kids. 944 00:42:08,958 --> 00:42:10,093 Heads up, Cody. 945 00:42:10,136 --> 00:42:11,997 Ugh! 946 00:42:12,069 --> 00:42:14,982 - Oh, I left some numbers. - I'm okay. 947 00:42:15,052 --> 00:42:16,474 Ugh! 948 00:42:16,545 --> 00:42:18,510 Sorry. You okay, kiddo? 949 00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:20,775 Thataboy. 950 00:42:22,715 --> 00:42:24,410 - [Tires screech, horn honks] 951 00:42:24,436 --> 00:42:25,954 - And I guess that's it. 952 00:42:26,004 --> 00:42:28,709 - Okay, I'm off. - Right. 953 00:42:28,784 --> 00:42:30,206 You know, it's funny. 954 00:42:30,276 --> 00:42:34,276 All a child ever really wants is a family. 955 00:42:34,345 --> 00:42:35,627 Yo. 956 00:42:36,447 --> 00:42:37,834 Cody really likes you. 957 00:42:37,905 --> 00:42:39,258 Oh, he's a good kid. 958 00:42:39,329 --> 00:42:40,785 Yeah. 959 00:42:40,855 --> 00:42:43,328 Oh! 960 00:42:43,397 --> 00:42:45,328 - Bye. - Bye. 961 00:42:46,415 --> 00:42:48,819 - [Door closes] - [Exhales deeply] 962 00:43:01,265 --> 00:43:03,022 Hello? 963 00:43:03,096 --> 00:43:04,344 I know. 964 00:43:04,418 --> 00:43:07,331 You're Cindy. Be right with you. 965 00:43:07,402 --> 00:43:09,090 Aunt ShaNeequa? 966 00:43:09,165 --> 00:43:11,697 Bingo. 967 00:43:11,776 --> 00:43:13,636 But you can call me the Oracle. 968 00:43:13,709 --> 00:43:15,292 And don't worry about that vase. 969 00:43:15,370 --> 00:43:16,340 What vase? Oh! 970 00:43:16,367 --> 00:43:17,961 Sorry. I didn't know. 971 00:43:18,014 --> 00:43:20,314 Oh! Aah! 972 00:43:20,388 --> 00:43:22,688 That vase. 973 00:43:23,710 --> 00:43:25,676 Please, sit. 974 00:43:28,390 --> 00:43:29,395 [Farts] 975 00:43:30,966 --> 00:43:33,439 It was the chair. 976 00:43:33,509 --> 00:43:34,722 Mmm. 977 00:43:34,797 --> 00:43:39,676 [Farting loudly] 978 00:43:39,747 --> 00:43:41,712 Yes, the chair. 979 00:43:42,562 --> 00:43:44,319 I know why you've come. 980 00:43:44,393 --> 00:43:47,201 A great mystery lies ahead of you, 981 00:43:47,274 --> 00:43:49,979 but you must not shy away from the challenge. 982 00:43:50,055 --> 00:43:51,455 Only you can be the one... 983 00:43:51,481 --> 00:43:52,450 [Door opens] 984 00:43:52,495 --> 00:43:54,183 [Volume on TV increases] 985 00:43:54,258 --> 00:43:55,680 - Orpheus? - What, baby? 986 00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:57,611 Sweetie? 987 00:43:57,683 --> 00:43:59,648 I'm watching the game. 988 00:44:01,277 --> 00:44:02,629 Do you mind? 989 00:44:05,007 --> 00:44:07,237 The Lakers will win by 12. 990 00:44:09,448 --> 00:44:12,188 - So can you tell me about... - The tape? 991 00:44:12,262 --> 00:44:15,846 - Yes. I watched it and... - The phone rang. 992 00:44:15,924 --> 00:44:19,751 - Right. Then this voice said... - That you would die. 993 00:44:19,823 --> 00:44:22,354 - Okay, that's getting... - Extremely annoying. 994 00:44:22,434 --> 00:44:23,381 Yeah. 995 00:44:23,451 --> 00:44:25,173 Try being married to her. 996 00:44:25,247 --> 00:44:28,866 I catch shit about women I ain't slept with yet. 997 00:44:30,164 --> 00:44:31,376 You made a copy of the tape. 998 00:44:31,402 --> 00:44:32,050 Let's see it. 999 00:44:32,097 --> 00:44:34,028 Yes. Okay. 1000 00:44:40,505 --> 00:44:41,995 ShaNeequa, can you tell me if... 1001 00:44:42,064 --> 00:44:44,838 The tape is connected to the crop circles and the aliens? 1002 00:44:44,912 --> 00:44:50,126 Yes. But it's up to you to discover how for yourself. 1003 00:44:50,201 --> 00:44:51,415 Look, it's a... 1004 00:44:51,490 --> 00:44:53,281 SHANEEQU A: Cigarette? 1005 00:44:53,355 --> 00:44:56,163 I was going to say lighthouse. 1006 00:44:56,983 --> 00:44:58,807 ORPHEUS: Find that lighthouse. 1007 00:44:58,833 --> 00:45:00,049 It's your destiny. 1008 00:45:02,069 --> 00:45:03,051 Wait. 1009 00:45:03,120 --> 00:45:05,015 What is that? 1010 00:45:09,562 --> 00:45:11,492 Oh, my God. 1011 00:45:12,477 --> 00:45:14,060 [Fly buzzes] 1012 00:45:30,651 --> 00:45:32,986 There we go. Ugh! 1013 00:45:34,550 --> 00:45:36,341 Now, baby. 1014 00:45:36,923 --> 00:45:39,119 I knew that was gonna happen. 1015 00:45:39,194 --> 00:45:41,252 Uh-oh. Come on. 1016 00:45:41,330 --> 00:45:42,948 [Whistling] 1017 00:45:43,026 --> 00:45:44,067 SHANEEQU A: Oh, hell, no. 1018 00:45:44,145 --> 00:45:45,938 Get your ass out of the TV! 1019 00:45:45,965 --> 00:45:47,557 What's wrong with you? 1020 00:45:47,603 --> 00:45:49,394 I'm gonna teach you! 1021 00:45:49,467 --> 00:45:50,889 Get out of that TV! 1022 00:45:50,959 --> 00:45:52,518 Baby, no! No! Let her go! 1023 00:45:52,544 --> 00:45:53,354 Let her go! 1024 00:45:53,401 --> 00:45:54,031 Let her go! 1025 00:45:54,057 --> 00:45:55,830 We gonna get another lawsuit. 1026 00:45:55,876 --> 00:45:56,623 She spit on me. 1027 00:45:56,649 --> 00:45:57,994 I'm gonna kill the bitch. 1028 00:45:58,046 --> 00:45:59,121 Ah! 1029 00:45:59,199 --> 00:46:00,447 You won. You won. 1030 00:46:00,521 --> 00:46:02,174 You won. You won. 1031 00:46:02,250 --> 00:46:03,706 - Upstairs. - Okay. 1032 00:46:03,775 --> 00:46:04,989 - Down low. - Okay. 1033 00:46:05,064 --> 00:46:06,555 - All right. - Baby, no! 1034 00:46:06,624 --> 00:46:09,802 - Kill her! Is you crazy? - Baby! 1035 00:46:09,878 --> 00:46:12,317 [Laughs] What you gonna brush now? 1036 00:46:12,387 --> 00:46:13,878 What you gonna brush now, huh? 1037 00:46:13,947 --> 00:46:14,987 Come on, baby! 1038 00:46:15,066 --> 00:46:18,014 You picked the wrong TV to come out of. 1039 00:46:22,898 --> 00:46:25,638 George? Cody? 1040 00:46:25,712 --> 00:46:27,295 Oh! 1041 00:46:28,390 --> 00:46:30,113 George? 1042 00:46:30,188 --> 00:46:32,418 - Ow! - What happened? 1043 00:46:32,493 --> 00:46:33,984 I don't know. 1044 00:46:34,052 --> 00:46:36,248 Cody and I were playing a fun game, 1045 00:46:36,324 --> 00:46:37,873 and then I looked down. 1046 00:46:37,952 --> 00:46:40,218 [Gasps] Yahtzee! 1047 00:46:47,005 --> 00:46:48,693 No! 1048 00:46:49,954 --> 00:46:51,571 Oh, my God! 1049 00:46:51,954 --> 00:46:53,572 How could you let him watch the tape? 1050 00:46:53,649 --> 00:46:55,267 [Telephone ringing] 1051 00:47:03,041 --> 00:47:04,324 Hello? 1052 00:47:04,398 --> 00:47:08,225 - MAN: It's me. How you doing? - Fine. 1053 00:47:08,297 --> 00:47:09,729 Enjoying your last week? 1054 00:47:09,755 --> 00:47:11,305 I can't wait to see you. 1055 00:47:11,348 --> 00:47:14,492 - Six days now, right? - Yeah. 1056 00:47:14,569 --> 00:47:15,867 It was great catching up. 1057 00:47:15,893 --> 00:47:17,034 Can I speak to Cody? 1058 00:47:17,078 --> 00:47:19,413 Why? He didn't watch the tape. 1059 00:47:19,485 --> 00:47:20,161 Yes, he did. 1060 00:47:20,188 --> 00:47:22,493 Come on, Cindy, I do this for a living. 1061 00:47:22,537 --> 00:47:24,468 Leave us alone! 1062 00:47:25,249 --> 00:47:26,705 [Rings] 1063 00:47:29,657 --> 00:47:30,569 Hello? 1064 00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,431 Hello, I'm calling from "Reader's Digest" 1065 00:47:32,505 --> 00:47:34,158 with a fantastic offer for Cody. 1066 00:47:34,234 --> 00:47:35,887 - [Snickering] - Aah! 1067 00:47:35,963 --> 00:47:38,911 No, you're not! You're that evil little girl from the tape! 1068 00:47:38,981 --> 00:47:40,841 [Laughs] Okay, you got me. 1069 00:47:40,914 --> 00:47:42,774 How about I just leave a message for him? 1070 00:47:42,845 --> 00:47:44,533 Fine. 1071 00:47:45,558 --> 00:47:47,384 Uh-huh. 1072 00:47:47,456 --> 00:47:51,040 Yeah. Okay, how do you spell that? 1073 00:47:51,119 --> 00:47:52,066 Right. 1074 00:47:52,136 --> 00:47:55,419 Okay, got it. Bye-bye. 1075 00:47:58,137 --> 00:48:00,645 Aaaah! 1076 00:48:01,290 --> 00:48:02,908 I can't believe you let that happen. 1077 00:48:02,985 --> 00:48:03,780 I know. I'm sorry. 1078 00:48:03,806 --> 00:48:04,467 I screwed up. 1079 00:48:04,511 --> 00:48:06,534 Listen, we can still save him. 1080 00:48:06,613 --> 00:48:08,670 The answer to the tape, to your crop circles, 1081 00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:10,472 is at a lighthouse. 1082 00:48:10,546 --> 00:48:12,372 Oh, you think I'm crazy, don't you? 1083 00:48:12,445 --> 00:48:13,392 Of course I do. 1084 00:48:13,462 --> 00:48:16,676 But the last thing you need now is a screw-up like me. 1085 00:48:16,751 --> 00:48:18,473 I'm gonna leave for good. 1086 00:48:18,548 --> 00:48:19,830 Wait. 1087 00:48:21,633 --> 00:48:25,355 Well, what should I tell Cody? 1088 00:48:25,430 --> 00:48:26,471 Let him down easy. 1089 00:48:26,549 --> 00:48:28,641 Tell him I got called away on business. 1090 00:48:28,720 --> 00:48:30,476 You'll think of something. 1091 00:48:30,550 --> 00:48:31,639 Testicular cancer. 1092 00:48:31,665 --> 00:48:33,176 He won't ask questions. 1093 00:48:33,228 --> 00:48:35,020 I knew you'd understand. 1094 00:48:35,093 --> 00:48:36,306 George! 1095 00:48:36,381 --> 00:48:38,104 Just... 1096 00:48:38,179 --> 00:48:39,970 be careful. 1097 00:48:40,043 --> 00:48:42,645 Something weird is going on at your farm. I know it. 1098 00:48:42,722 --> 00:48:44,004 I don't know. 1099 00:48:44,078 --> 00:48:46,379 Sometimes a sheep needs pushed through the fence. 1100 00:48:46,451 --> 00:48:48,752 - What? - Goodbye, Cindy. 1101 00:48:50,791 --> 00:48:52,987 [Girl chanting] 1102 00:49:13,914 --> 00:49:17,058 - Sue? - I can't sleep. 1103 00:49:17,135 --> 00:49:20,314 Well, it's way past your bedtime. 1104 00:49:22,323 --> 00:49:26,485 Won't you rock me to sleep in your big, strong arms? 1105 00:49:28,154 --> 00:49:31,102 There's plenty of room under the covers. 1106 00:49:31,172 --> 00:49:33,230 It's a hot night. 1107 00:49:33,308 --> 00:49:35,781 You don't need to wear pajamas. 1108 00:49:37,681 --> 00:49:38,791 Where is my daughter? 1109 00:49:38,868 --> 00:49:39,789 Are you mad? 1110 00:49:39,815 --> 00:49:41,425 I am your daughter. 1111 00:49:41,479 --> 00:49:43,096 No, you're not! 1112 00:49:43,175 --> 00:49:44,122 Aaaah! 1113 00:49:44,192 --> 00:49:45,405 Aah! 1114 00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:46,277 Come here! 1115 00:49:46,303 --> 00:49:48,453 What did you do with Sue? 1116 00:49:48,497 --> 00:49:50,011 I didn't touch her. I swear. 1117 00:49:50,091 --> 00:49:51,305 I don't believe you! 1118 00:49:51,379 --> 00:49:53,887 Please! For God's sake, she's a girl! 1119 00:49:53,956 --> 00:49:55,851 You sick... 1120 00:49:56,838 --> 00:49:58,016 Oh! 1121 00:50:10,060 --> 00:50:11,308 [Giggles] 1122 00:50:15,655 --> 00:50:18,025 - Aah! - Daddy! 1123 00:50:18,096 --> 00:50:20,326 How do you like it, huh? 1124 00:50:20,402 --> 00:50:22,425 Having fun? 1125 00:50:22,504 --> 00:50:23,683 Aaah! 1126 00:50:23,759 --> 00:50:25,111 [Thud] 1127 00:50:38,982 --> 00:50:41,583 Tom, are you... 1128 00:50:42,508 --> 00:50:43,998 What in the world? 1129 00:50:44,067 --> 00:50:45,315 Shh! 1130 00:50:47,119 --> 00:50:49,142 Look. 1131 00:50:49,221 --> 00:50:51,186 What is that thing? 1132 00:50:51,255 --> 00:50:53,348 I don't know. 1133 00:50:53,425 --> 00:50:56,338 Maybe Cindy was right. 1134 00:51:11,802 --> 00:51:14,367 Please, sir. All I need is five minutes. 1135 00:51:14,447 --> 00:51:17,764 And I told you, Campbell, no more paranoid on-air rants 1136 00:51:17,836 --> 00:51:20,438 - about the supernatural. - I know. 1137 00:51:20,515 --> 00:51:22,988 This station is about sex, violence, and the weather. 1138 00:51:23,058 --> 00:51:24,676 Yes. That reminds me. 1139 00:51:24,753 --> 00:51:27,736 We're gonna need that "Porn Star Shot Dead in a Hurricane" story. 1140 00:51:27,805 --> 00:51:29,353 One hour. 1141 00:51:29,433 --> 00:51:31,940 GIGGINS: Meanwhile, a tornado in Charleston 1142 00:51:32,009 --> 00:51:34,645 threatens a clothing-optional beach where just yesterday 1143 00:51:34,721 --> 00:51:37,160 a naked couple was brutally murdered. 1144 00:51:37,230 --> 00:51:40,039 This just five miles from where the last naked couple 1145 00:51:40,112 --> 00:51:41,534 was brutally murdered. 1146 00:51:41,604 --> 00:51:43,464 Turning now to sports. 1147 00:51:43,536 --> 00:51:45,560 And an evil videotape 1148 00:51:45,639 --> 00:51:48,817 that kills anyone who watches it in seven days. 1149 00:51:48,893 --> 00:51:51,332 It's true. We're all in danger. 1150 00:51:51,402 --> 00:51:53,020 - There's an alien force - Oh, no. 1151 00:51:53,098 --> 00:51:55,468 that's trying prevent you from knowing the truth. 1152 00:51:55,539 --> 00:51:56,718 Campbell, are you insane? 1153 00:51:56,794 --> 00:51:57,869 It's a horrible fate. 1154 00:51:57,946 --> 00:51:59,125 Carson, I have to do this. 1155 00:51:59,201 --> 00:52:01,293 Correction, there really is no danger. 1156 00:52:01,371 --> 00:52:04,110 Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said. 1157 00:52:04,185 --> 00:52:06,821 Yes, I did. Every word of it. 1158 00:52:06,897 --> 00:52:09,371 Everyone watching this could be dead in a week. 1159 00:52:09,441 --> 00:52:10,931 Oh, shizl gzngahr. 1160 00:52:10,999 --> 00:52:13,023 [Blabbering] 1161 00:52:20,052 --> 00:52:24,075 469. I been cleaning after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins 1162 00:52:24,155 --> 00:52:25,160 for 10 years. 1163 00:52:25,239 --> 00:52:27,944 But I been hitting it with his woman for 12. 1164 00:52:28,020 --> 00:52:29,510 Know what I'm saying, nigga? 1165 00:52:29,579 --> 00:52:31,336 She likes her some chocolate. 1166 00:52:31,410 --> 00:52:34,393 Sharpton for president, y'all. I'm outie. 1167 00:52:34,462 --> 00:52:36,080 Peace. 1168 00:52:36,157 --> 00:52:39,671 HARRIS: An evil videotape that kills people in 7 days. 1169 00:52:39,751 --> 00:52:41,577 Alien forces threatening the world. 1170 00:52:41,650 --> 00:52:43,545 And who the hell is this Cindy Campbell? 1171 00:52:43,616 --> 00:52:46,529 If what she says is true, we're facing an unprecedented crisis. 1172 00:52:46,600 --> 00:52:47,640 Get me the president. 1173 00:52:47,718 --> 00:52:48,863 You are the president. 1174 00:52:48,940 --> 00:52:51,344 Good. Then I already know about this. 1175 00:52:51,414 --> 00:52:52,593 Let's order lunch. 1176 00:52:52,669 --> 00:52:55,305 Sir, I think you need to go on TV 1177 00:52:55,381 --> 00:52:59,069 and convince the people that there is no such thing as a UFO. 1178 00:52:59,145 --> 00:53:01,110 Don't spell in front of me, damn it. 1179 00:53:01,179 --> 00:53:02,532 Aliens, sir. 1180 00:53:02,603 --> 00:53:04,764 There's no such thing as aliens. 1181 00:53:04,841 --> 00:53:06,772 - That's not quite true. - Sir? 1182 00:53:06,841 --> 00:53:09,916 A year ago, a UFO crash-landed in New Mexico. 1183 00:53:09,994 --> 00:53:11,772 A body may have been recovered. 1184 00:53:11,799 --> 00:53:13,060 "May have been"? 1185 00:53:13,114 --> 00:53:15,922 Well, there was a terrible mix-up. 1186 00:53:15,995 --> 00:53:17,821 It was Thanksgiving. 1187 00:53:17,894 --> 00:53:20,333 The body was sent down to the kitchen. 1188 00:53:20,403 --> 00:53:24,299 They shoved stuffing up its ass, and we ate it at a state dinner. 1189 00:53:24,370 --> 00:53:26,023 That's the last I saw of it. 1190 00:53:26,100 --> 00:53:27,452 No, scratch that. 1191 00:53:27,523 --> 00:53:29,616 There were some sandwiches made the next day. 1192 00:53:29,693 --> 00:53:30,837 Mr. President! 1193 00:53:30,914 --> 00:53:32,532 - Listen to me. - Agent Thompson! 1194 00:53:32,609 --> 00:53:33,927 Back away from that window! 1195 00:53:33,999 --> 00:53:36,773 What? Did I forget to put my pants on again? 1196 00:53:36,847 --> 00:53:38,813 No, sir. It's just a feeling I've been having 1197 00:53:38,882 --> 00:53:40,569 since the news about the aliens. 1198 00:53:40,645 --> 00:53:41,630 Something's not right. 1199 00:53:41,657 --> 00:53:42,866 I know what you mean. 1200 00:53:42,916 --> 00:53:46,025 It's like that feeling that something's not right. 1201 00:53:47,188 --> 00:53:49,154 What is it? 1202 00:53:49,223 --> 00:53:51,350 Some old Tupac, sir. 1203 00:53:51,426 --> 00:53:53,483 [Hip-hop music plays] 1204 00:53:53,563 --> 00:53:55,367 "All eyez on me." 1205 00:53:55,394 --> 00:53:58,258 Hey, this shit is banging. 1206 00:53:58,309 --> 00:53:59,492 Thank you, sir. 1207 00:53:59,518 --> 00:54:00,936 I appreciate it. 1208 00:54:30,688 --> 00:54:32,711 - [Air horn blows] - Oh! 1209 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:00,599 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 1210 00:55:00,600 --> 00:55:01,199 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 1211 00:55:01,200 --> 00:55:01,799 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 1212 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:02,399 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 1213 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:02,999 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 1214 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:03,599 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 1215 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:04,199 00:55:10,199 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 1226 00:55:10,200 --> 00:55:10,799 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 1227 00:55:10,800 --> 00:55:11,399 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 1228 00:55:11,400 --> 00:55:12,000 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 1229 00:55:16,053 --> 00:55:18,249 Hello, Cindy. 1230 00:55:20,528 --> 00:55:23,060 I am the Architect. 1231 00:55:23,139 --> 00:55:24,491 You have many questions. 1232 00:55:24,563 --> 00:55:27,442 ["Jeopardy!" theme plays] 1233 00:55:27,513 --> 00:55:30,461 I've been watching you for a very long time. 1234 00:55:32,022 --> 00:55:33,409 So I see. 1235 00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,393 What is the connection between the crop circles and the tape? 1236 00:55:36,463 --> 00:55:37,642 The answer is simple. 1237 00:55:37,718 --> 00:55:40,122 You are the eventuality of an anomaly. 1238 00:55:40,194 --> 00:55:42,795 You are inexorably seeking a sedulant probability. 1239 00:55:42,872 --> 00:55:43,947 Sedulant? 1240 00:55:44,024 --> 00:55:45,712 Grotesquerie? No? 1241 00:55:45,787 --> 00:55:48,018 What about contingent affirmation? 1242 00:55:48,093 --> 00:55:49,953 - That's got to mean something. - Hey! 1243 00:55:50,026 --> 00:55:50,844 Hey! 1244 00:55:50,870 --> 00:55:54,143 You put cameras in my bathroom? 1245 00:55:54,196 --> 00:55:55,987 [Gasps] 1246 00:55:56,060 --> 00:55:57,678 What is this? 1247 00:55:57,756 --> 00:55:58,751 Oh, my God. 1248 00:55:58,778 --> 00:56:01,400 Well, it was a long winter. 1249 00:56:01,452 --> 00:56:02,770 This is an invasion of... Ow! 1250 00:56:02,842 --> 00:56:04,160 Oh, sorry. 1251 00:56:04,232 --> 00:56:05,140 I can't help it. 1252 00:56:05,166 --> 00:56:06,696 It's very lonely in here. 1253 00:56:06,741 --> 00:56:10,289 Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time, 1254 00:56:10,369 --> 00:56:11,986 not counting myself. 1255 00:56:12,063 --> 00:56:14,537 Or this chair. 1256 00:56:14,607 --> 00:56:16,942 I call her... 1257 00:56:17,014 --> 00:56:18,227 Linda. 1258 00:56:18,303 --> 00:56:19,769 Could you just cut to the chase? 1259 00:56:19,795 --> 00:56:20,894 I'm kind of in a rush. 1260 00:56:20,946 --> 00:56:23,212 Why? You can always sleep over if you want. 1261 00:56:23,287 --> 00:56:25,379 Linda's built for two, and she vibrates. 1262 00:56:25,456 --> 00:56:27,479 Stop it! Just tell me what I need to know. 1263 00:56:27,558 --> 00:56:28,945 Who is that little girl? 1264 00:56:29,017 --> 00:56:30,947 Okay, okay. 1265 00:56:32,746 --> 00:56:36,202 My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant. 1266 00:56:36,272 --> 00:56:38,237 Neither could I. 1267 00:56:38,306 --> 00:56:39,450 So you adopted. 1268 00:56:39,526 --> 00:56:42,034 We loved our daughter, but she was evil. 1269 00:56:42,103 --> 00:56:44,542 Made the horses crazy, killed our puppies, 1270 00:56:44,612 --> 00:56:45,595 hid the remote. 1271 00:56:45,664 --> 00:56:46,912 Really sick shit. 1272 00:56:46,986 --> 00:56:48,881 My wife took her to the old family farm 1273 00:56:48,952 --> 00:56:50,847 and drowned her in the well. 1274 00:56:50,919 --> 00:56:54,341 I felt a simple time-out would have been sufficient. 1275 00:56:54,411 --> 00:56:58,029 But Tabitha imprinted her evil on a videotape. 1276 00:56:58,106 --> 00:57:00,233 I never meant for it to get out, but... 1277 00:57:00,310 --> 00:57:01,894 But what? 1278 00:57:01,972 --> 00:57:04,573 I put it in the wrong box and returned it to Blockbuster, 1279 00:57:04,650 --> 00:57:06,545 instead of my copy of "Pootie Tang." 1280 00:57:06,617 --> 00:57:09,599 It's been circulating and killing ever since. 1281 00:57:09,668 --> 00:57:11,633 Just like "Pootie Tang." 1282 00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:14,545 But what does this have to do with aliens? 1283 00:57:14,619 --> 00:57:15,694 I don't know. 1284 00:57:15,771 --> 00:57:18,579 Perhaps Tabitha's summoning them to kill us all. 1285 00:57:18,654 --> 00:57:21,161 An alien invasion? 1286 00:57:21,230 --> 00:57:22,651 I have to warn the world. 1287 00:57:22,722 --> 00:57:24,218 It's already begun. 1288 00:57:24,244 --> 00:57:25,661 You're too late. 1289 00:57:25,706 --> 00:57:27,428 Oh, my God. 1290 00:57:27,502 --> 00:57:30,820 But not too late to make an old man happy. 1291 00:57:31,740 --> 00:57:33,867 What? 1292 00:57:33,944 --> 00:57:36,753 And now reports of lights in the sky. 1293 00:57:36,826 --> 00:57:39,092 Glimpses of spacecraft. 1294 00:57:39,165 --> 00:57:43,327 Possible alien sightings being reported all over the world. 1295 00:57:43,404 --> 00:57:44,686 Are they aliens? 1296 00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:47,233 The first video images are coming in. 1297 00:57:47,302 --> 00:57:49,128 Disturbing home video tonight 1298 00:57:49,202 --> 00:57:51,675 from a ranch outside Sydney, Australia. 1299 00:57:51,744 --> 00:57:54,114 Watch very carefully now. 1300 00:57:54,186 --> 00:57:55,295 There it is. 1301 00:57:55,373 --> 00:57:56,690 Let's see that again. 1302 00:57:58,254 --> 00:58:00,046 Very, very disturbing. 1303 00:58:00,119 --> 00:58:03,540 And this just in from Sao Paulo, Brazil. 1304 00:58:06,086 --> 00:58:07,946 Let's see that again. 1305 00:58:12,935 --> 00:58:16,322 Very, very disturbing. 1306 00:58:16,393 --> 00:58:19,098 And this just in from South Texas. 1307 00:58:23,445 --> 00:58:25,202 Do they pose a threat? 1308 00:58:25,276 --> 00:58:26,894 Only one thing's for certain. 1309 00:58:26,971 --> 00:58:29,988 We are all going to be killed. 1310 00:58:30,057 --> 00:58:31,883 We have to board up the house. 1311 00:58:32,023 --> 00:58:34,081 HARRIS: Are you sure this is necessary, Wilson? 1312 00:58:34,159 --> 00:58:36,355 Having an awards ceremony at a time like this? 1313 00:58:36,431 --> 00:58:39,715 Yes, sir. Everything must appear business as usual. 1314 00:58:39,788 --> 00:58:42,735 The nation, while not yet panicked, is deeply disturbed. 1315 00:58:42,806 --> 00:58:44,459 Right. We can steer that course, 1316 00:58:44,534 --> 00:58:46,499 keeping everybody deeply disturbed. 1317 00:58:46,568 --> 00:58:47,851 We don't want a panic. 1318 00:58:47,925 --> 00:58:50,398 Very few presidents have faced a crisis like this. 1319 00:58:50,467 --> 00:58:53,415 I wonder what President Ford would've done. 1320 00:58:53,485 --> 00:58:55,450 Well, if the buck stops here... 1321 00:58:55,519 --> 00:58:57,519 the buck stops here. 1322 00:58:59,791 --> 00:59:02,670 Thank you all, and welcome to the White House. 1323 00:59:02,741 --> 00:59:05,411 The Mother Teresa Awards 1324 00:59:05,488 --> 00:59:07,545 recognize those who have overcome 1325 00:59:07,624 --> 00:59:09,993 the severest handicaps and disadvantages 1326 00:59:10,064 --> 00:59:12,295 to help others in their communities. 1327 00:59:12,370 --> 00:59:14,074 The young, the old. 1328 00:59:14,100 --> 00:59:15,713 Black and white. 1329 00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:17,269 Our Native American friends. 1330 00:59:17,295 --> 00:59:18,317 Hey, how are you? 1331 00:59:18,371 --> 00:59:20,045 [Chanting] Hey, how are you? 1332 00:59:20,071 --> 00:59:21,205 Hey, how are you? 1333 00:59:21,253 --> 00:59:22,466 Hey, how are you? 1334 00:59:22,541 --> 00:59:25,928 Ah. Well, it is therefore my honor 1335 00:59:26,000 --> 00:59:30,948 to present each and every one of you with this symbol of merit. 1336 00:59:36,172 --> 00:59:38,299 The room is secure, Mr. President. 1337 00:59:38,376 --> 00:59:40,503 - Or is it? - Sir? 1338 00:59:40,579 --> 00:59:42,035 I've been thinking, Thompson. 1339 00:59:42,105 --> 00:59:44,578 What if the aliens could take over human bodies? 1340 00:59:44,647 --> 00:59:46,104 They'd look just like us. 1341 00:59:46,174 --> 00:59:47,456 Or almost. 1342 00:59:47,530 --> 00:59:48,986 I never thought of that, sir. 1343 00:59:49,055 --> 00:59:51,321 We should be on alert for anything suspicious. 1344 00:59:51,395 --> 00:59:52,816 They could be anywhere. 1345 00:59:52,886 --> 00:59:54,065 Even... 1346 00:59:54,141 --> 00:59:55,354 Right here. 1347 00:59:55,430 --> 00:59:56,539 My God. 1348 00:59:56,616 --> 00:59:58,477 We'd never see the attack coming. 1349 00:59:58,549 --> 01:00:01,936 - It's frightening, sir! - Don't panic. 1350 01:00:02,007 --> 01:00:05,660 We'll just move slowly toward the exit. 1351 01:00:06,753 --> 01:00:09,493 [Mechanized voice] At last we meet, Mr. President. 1352 01:00:09,568 --> 01:00:11,024 It's happening. I knew it. 1353 01:00:11,093 --> 01:00:12,480 You'll never take me alive! 1354 01:00:12,551 --> 01:00:13,730 Aaaah! 1355 01:00:13,806 --> 01:00:16,072 Ah! She's scrambling my brain! 1356 01:00:16,145 --> 01:00:17,463 I'll get her! 1357 01:00:18,857 --> 01:00:20,580 Aaah! 1358 01:00:20,655 --> 01:00:22,008 Oh, no, you don't! 1359 01:00:22,034 --> 01:00:23,385 Not on my watch! 1360 01:00:23,435 --> 01:00:25,192 Good work, sir! 1361 01:00:26,928 --> 01:00:29,297 Good God! The small ones have metal teeth! 1362 01:00:29,368 --> 01:00:31,842 Jerry's kids, my ass! 1363 01:00:32,759 --> 01:00:34,585 WILSON: Mr. President! 1364 01:00:34,657 --> 01:00:37,605 Mr. President, have you gone completely insane? 1365 01:00:37,675 --> 01:00:39,224 Like a fox. 1366 01:00:39,302 --> 01:00:41,463 We got to talk to the person who saw this coming, 1367 01:00:41,541 --> 01:00:42,719 Cindy Campbell. 1368 01:00:42,795 --> 01:00:44,448 She knows how to defeat the aliens. 1369 01:00:44,524 --> 01:00:46,685 - Filthy, rotten scum! - Aah! 1370 01:00:46,761 --> 01:00:48,449 Aah! You're hideous! 1371 01:00:48,524 --> 01:00:49,772 Get off my planet! 1372 01:00:49,846 --> 01:00:52,655 - No! - Is everything all right? 1373 01:00:52,729 --> 01:00:54,082 The exits are all blocked. 1374 01:00:54,153 --> 01:00:55,667 I'll find one, sir. 1375 01:00:55,746 --> 01:00:57,873 Everybody, clear! 1376 01:01:00,154 --> 01:01:02,997 This way, sir! God, this is exciting! 1377 01:01:03,069 --> 01:01:04,074 You're excited? 1378 01:01:04,101 --> 01:01:06,043 You should feel my nipples. 1379 01:01:06,087 --> 01:01:07,913 Cody? 1380 01:01:07,986 --> 01:01:11,096 Cody? Cody, where are you? 1381 01:01:11,173 --> 01:01:12,386 Honey? 1382 01:01:12,461 --> 01:01:14,831 GIGGINS: After today's incident in the East Room, 1383 01:01:14,902 --> 01:01:17,433 the White House is now advising all citizens 1384 01:01:17,514 --> 01:01:21,305 to board up their homes and prepare for an alien invasion. 1385 01:01:21,378 --> 01:01:23,343 Oh, no. 1386 01:01:23,412 --> 01:01:25,886 And now a News 8 exclusive. 1387 01:01:25,956 --> 01:01:28,325 The killer videotape you've been hearing about. 1388 01:01:28,396 --> 01:01:29,980 We're the only station that has it, 1389 01:01:30,058 --> 01:01:31,746 and we're showing it all night. 1390 01:01:31,821 --> 01:01:33,844 Very exciting. Let's roll it again. 1391 01:01:38,230 --> 01:01:40,634 There. Nobody's getting through that sucker. 1392 01:01:40,704 --> 01:01:43,039 But we have to get down to the cellar. 1393 01:01:44,604 --> 01:01:46,627 - George. - Cindy. 1394 01:01:46,705 --> 01:01:48,161 There's no time. 1395 01:01:48,231 --> 01:01:49,584 Cody. 1396 01:01:49,655 --> 01:01:51,655 Thank God. I've been worried sick. 1397 01:01:51,724 --> 01:01:53,370 He showed up about an hour ago. 1398 01:01:53,396 --> 01:01:54,351 I tried to call. 1399 01:01:54,402 --> 01:01:56,090 No, he didn't. 1400 01:01:56,165 --> 01:01:58,223 Okay, but I was gonna. 1401 01:01:58,301 --> 01:02:00,093 No, he wasn't. 1402 01:02:00,166 --> 01:02:03,680 Cody, the point is you can't just run away like that. 1403 01:02:03,760 --> 01:02:05,725 I wanted to be with George. 1404 01:02:05,794 --> 01:02:08,534 Oh, honey, I know you want a dad, but... 1405 01:02:08,608 --> 01:02:11,683 Oh, trust me, Cody, I'm not good at anything. 1406 01:02:11,761 --> 01:02:13,182 Why would I be good at that? 1407 01:02:13,253 --> 01:02:15,588 SUE: Uncle George! 1408 01:02:16,613 --> 01:02:17,162 � 1409 01:02:17,163 --> 01:02:17,712 � 1410 01:02:17,713 --> 01:02:18,262 � P 1411 01:02:18,263 --> 01:02:18,812 � P@ 1412 01:02:18,813 --> 01:02:19,362 � P@r 1413 01:02:19,363 --> 01:02:19,912 � P@rM 1414 01:02:19,913 --> 01:02:20,462 � P@rM! 1415 01:02:20,463 --> 01:02:21,012 � P@rM!N 1416 01:02:21,013 --> 01:02:21,562 � P@rM!Nd 1417 01:02:21,563 --> 01:02:22,112 � P@rM!Nde 1418 01:02:22,113 --> 01:02:22,662 � P@rM!NdeR 1419 01:02:22,663 --> 01:02:23,212 � P@rM!NdeR 1420 01:02:23,213 --> 01:02:23,762 � P@rM!NdeR M 1421 01:02:23,763 --> 01:02:24,312 � P@rM!NdeR M@ 1422 01:02:24,313 --> 01:02:24,862 � P@rM!NdeR M@n 1423 01:02:24,863 --> 01:02:25,412 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk 1424 01:02:25,413 --> 01:02:25,962 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk� 1425 01:02:25,963 --> 01:02:26,512 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� 1426 01:02:26,513 --> 01:02:27,062 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� 1427 01:02:27,063 --> 01:02:27,613 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � 1428 01:02:28,103 --> 01:02:30,705 It's gonna be okay, Cody. 1429 01:02:30,782 --> 01:02:33,221 I'm going to die, aren't I? 1430 01:02:33,291 --> 01:02:36,099 Cody, did I ever tell you what your mom said 1431 01:02:36,172 --> 01:02:38,299 about you the day you were born? 1432 01:02:38,376 --> 01:02:39,417 No. 1433 01:02:39,495 --> 01:02:41,934 I was in the delivery room with her. 1434 01:02:42,004 --> 01:02:43,865 She was having a hard time. 1435 01:02:43,937 --> 01:02:45,590 Then you began to come out of her. 1436 01:02:46,683 --> 01:02:48,879 And your mom screamed and screamed in pain. 1437 01:02:48,955 --> 01:02:50,747 She yelled, "Just kill me. 1438 01:02:50,820 --> 01:02:52,438 Bludgeon me with a bedpan. 1439 01:02:52,515 --> 01:02:55,254 Whatever you do, put me out of this pain." 1440 01:02:55,330 --> 01:02:57,525 She was gushing torrents of blood. 1441 01:02:57,601 --> 01:03:00,375 I have this all on tape if you want to see it someday. 1442 01:03:00,449 --> 01:03:02,380 Well, finally you came out. 1443 01:03:02,450 --> 01:03:05,293 Your mom cut your umbilical cord herself. 1444 01:03:05,365 --> 01:03:08,347 Well, on the second try. 1445 01:03:08,416 --> 01:03:11,225 The first time she snipped your penis in half. 1446 01:03:11,298 --> 01:03:12,812 After all, she was drunk. 1447 01:03:12,891 --> 01:03:14,405 Actually, drugged. 1448 01:03:14,486 --> 01:03:17,503 We'd been out the night before celebrating St. Patrick's Day. 1449 01:03:17,571 --> 01:03:19,837 She thought, "Hey, I never tasted crystal meth." 1450 01:03:19,910 --> 01:03:21,875 So she did just a little. 1451 01:03:21,944 --> 01:03:23,157 My penis? 1452 01:03:23,233 --> 01:03:24,111 Yes. 1453 01:03:24,183 --> 01:03:26,714 They sewed it on upside down. 1454 01:03:26,793 --> 01:03:28,619 So that's why I pee up? 1455 01:03:28,691 --> 01:03:30,182 Yes. We'll get it fixed, honey. 1456 01:03:30,251 --> 01:03:31,725 It's on my list of things. 1457 01:03:31,752 --> 01:03:33,224 Right after we get TiVo. 1458 01:03:33,269 --> 01:03:35,095 Anyway, there you were. 1459 01:03:35,167 --> 01:03:36,785 Your mom turned to me and said, 1460 01:03:36,863 --> 01:03:39,845 "Hey, you want him? Take him." 1461 01:03:39,914 --> 01:03:41,706 Then she died. 1462 01:03:41,779 --> 01:03:43,235 And I took you. 1463 01:03:43,304 --> 01:03:45,535 Do you know why? 1464 01:03:45,610 --> 01:03:47,298 I had just lost my cat in a fire, 1465 01:03:47,373 --> 01:03:49,268 and I needed something to pet and feed. 1466 01:03:49,340 --> 01:03:52,219 And I miss that cat, Cody. 1467 01:03:52,290 --> 01:03:53,804 But I love you. 1468 01:03:53,883 --> 01:03:56,079 And nothing's ever gonna change that, 1469 01:03:56,154 --> 01:03:58,825 not even the very painful death we're about to experience. 1470 01:03:58,901 --> 01:04:00,391 TOM: George! 1471 01:04:02,054 --> 01:04:03,811 [Banging] 1472 01:04:08,801 --> 01:04:09,842 Are they gone? 1473 01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:11,133 I don't hear anything. 1474 01:04:11,208 --> 01:04:12,318 [Banging] 1475 01:04:17,989 --> 01:04:19,271 [Screams effeminately] 1476 01:04:19,345 --> 01:04:20,628 Don't worry, Sue. 1477 01:04:20,702 --> 01:04:21,984 SUE: It was Uncle George. 1478 01:04:22,057 --> 01:04:24,693 Well, it's scary. 1479 01:04:26,126 --> 01:04:28,427 Good work, Sue. 1480 01:04:28,500 --> 01:04:30,800 I don't know what stupid, idiotic thing 1481 01:04:30,873 --> 01:04:32,897 made these lights go off. 1482 01:04:32,976 --> 01:04:35,542 All right, there's spare fuses in the crawl space. 1483 01:04:35,620 --> 01:04:37,168 I can get these lights back on. 1484 01:04:37,248 --> 01:04:38,530 [Banging] 1485 01:04:38,603 --> 01:04:41,134 Quick, George, grab that railroad tie. 1486 01:04:41,215 --> 01:04:42,937 Jam it against the door. 1487 01:04:43,351 --> 01:04:44,598 - Oh! - [Gasps] 1488 01:04:44,672 --> 01:04:46,903 My balls! 1489 01:04:46,978 --> 01:04:49,105 Oh! Not those! 1490 01:04:49,182 --> 01:04:50,800 Jesus! 1491 01:04:50,877 --> 01:04:52,195 No! 1492 01:04:53,319 --> 01:04:54,301 SUE: Uncle George! 1493 01:04:54,369 --> 01:04:55,722 I'm scared! 1494 01:04:55,793 --> 01:04:58,636 Oh, sweetie, come here. It's okay. 1495 01:04:58,709 --> 01:05:00,363 Aah! 1496 01:05:00,439 --> 01:05:03,583 There's something on the other side of the door. 1497 01:05:17,188 --> 01:05:19,245 I can't see anything. 1498 01:05:35,190 --> 01:05:36,438 Oh, my God. 1499 01:05:36,514 --> 01:05:37,970 Can you see them? 1500 01:05:38,039 --> 01:05:39,796 They're horrible. 1501 01:05:39,870 --> 01:05:41,997 They're grayish with big black eyes. 1502 01:05:42,074 --> 01:05:43,865 Their teeth are grotesque. 1503 01:05:43,938 --> 01:05:45,592 [Trilling] 1504 01:05:45,668 --> 01:05:49,020 - I think they're giggling. - What? 1505 01:05:49,905 --> 01:05:50,852 Oh, no. 1506 01:05:50,922 --> 01:05:53,453 Oh, no, I think... 1507 01:05:53,534 --> 01:05:56,170 - I think they want... - [Banging] 1508 01:05:57,772 --> 01:05:59,390 Aaah! Help! 1509 01:05:59,467 --> 01:06:01,155 Cody! Oh, my God! 1510 01:06:01,230 --> 01:06:03,565 George. Swing away, George. 1511 01:06:03,637 --> 01:06:05,568 - Aah! Aunt Cindy, help! - I'm coming, Cody. 1512 01:06:05,638 --> 01:06:06,851 I'll save you. 1513 01:06:06,926 --> 01:06:08,683 - Ugh! - Die! 1514 01:06:11,909 --> 01:06:12,856 Die! 1515 01:06:12,927 --> 01:06:15,088 You damn aliens, let him go! 1516 01:06:15,165 --> 01:06:16,783 You're not getting in here! 1517 01:06:16,860 --> 01:06:18,791 - What else you got? - George. 1518 01:06:18,861 --> 01:06:20,988 There! Had enough? 1519 01:06:21,064 --> 01:06:22,570 Yeah. Forget it, Cody. 1520 01:06:22,596 --> 01:06:23,760 Thank me later. 1521 01:06:23,810 --> 01:06:25,602 Oh, Cody. Oh, thank God. 1522 01:06:25,675 --> 01:06:26,622 Come on. 1523 01:06:26,692 --> 01:06:27,802 SUE: Daddy! 1524 01:06:27,879 --> 01:06:29,127 - Daddy! - Sue! 1525 01:06:32,287 --> 01:06:33,569 Oh! 1526 01:06:33,642 --> 01:06:35,769 Mahalik, what are you doing here? 1527 01:06:35,846 --> 01:06:38,042 I told you the hood's always got your back. 1528 01:06:38,119 --> 01:06:41,159 Thank God. There's two of them at the door. 1529 01:06:41,238 --> 01:06:42,221 They're gone. 1530 01:06:43,544 --> 01:06:45,670 Good. They couldn't get in. 1531 01:06:45,747 --> 01:06:47,203 I hear they can't open doors. 1532 01:06:47,273 --> 01:06:48,995 They mastered space flight, 1533 01:06:49,069 --> 01:06:51,000 but they can't get through a wooden door? 1534 01:06:51,070 --> 01:06:53,231 Oh, look, the cellar's the safest place. 1535 01:06:53,308 --> 01:06:55,168 Women and children stay here. 1536 01:06:55,240 --> 01:06:57,333 - Ugh! - All right, and the men, 1537 01:06:57,411 --> 01:06:58,798 we go outside and fight. 1538 01:06:58,868 --> 01:07:01,573 Right. And what's the cutoff age for children? 1539 01:07:01,648 --> 01:07:03,070 Come on! 1540 01:07:03,140 --> 01:07:04,654 [Groans] 1541 01:07:16,329 --> 01:07:17,611 [Rustling] 1542 01:07:17,686 --> 01:07:20,055 - [Shovel cocks] - Follow me. 1543 01:07:27,348 --> 01:07:28,492 [Tires screeching] 1544 01:07:33,451 --> 01:07:34,491 I'm sorry. 1545 01:07:34,570 --> 01:07:37,008 I thought I was hitting the brake. 1546 01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:40,062 Now, we don't have to go through insurance, do we? 1547 01:07:40,131 --> 01:07:42,258 Mr. President, what are you doing here? 1548 01:07:42,334 --> 01:07:43,721 I'm looking for Cindy Campbell. 1549 01:07:43,792 --> 01:07:46,300 She may hold the key to defeating the aliens. 1550 01:07:46,369 --> 01:07:50,566 Ah, good. The Air Force is here with those new round planes. 1551 01:07:51,828 --> 01:07:54,636 We don't have round planes, sir. 1552 01:07:54,709 --> 01:07:56,327 Oh, my God. 1553 01:07:56,405 --> 01:07:57,896 Oh, my God. 1554 01:07:57,964 --> 01:07:59,443 - [Hip-hop music plays] 1555 01:07:59,469 --> 01:08:01,204 - Wait. Do you hear that? 1556 01:08:01,253 --> 01:08:03,727 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1557 01:08:03,796 --> 01:08:06,269 Ah, ah, ah, ah 1558 01:08:06,339 --> 01:08:09,657 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1559 01:08:11,018 --> 01:08:13,145 - Yo, what's up, George? - C.J.! 1560 01:08:13,221 --> 01:08:15,221 I told you the 'hood always got your back. 1561 01:08:15,290 --> 01:08:16,932 I got the boys with me. 1562 01:08:16,959 --> 01:08:18,599 Get out the car, man. 1563 01:08:18,646 --> 01:08:19,722 Who we gonna shoot? 1564 01:08:19,800 --> 01:08:21,118 Is y'all ready to go step? 1565 01:08:21,190 --> 01:08:23,594 Let's go do this, 'cause I'm hyped right now! 1566 01:08:23,664 --> 01:08:25,965 - Real hyped! - You stepped on my shoe, bitch! 1567 01:08:26,038 --> 01:08:27,182 Call me "bitch" again, 1568 01:08:27,258 --> 01:08:30,206 and I'll park your truck dead in your ass. 1569 01:08:30,276 --> 01:08:31,085 Damn, homey! 1570 01:08:31,157 --> 01:08:33,527 - In the cornfield. - They're coming! 1571 01:08:33,599 --> 01:08:35,760 Me and my boys, we gonna take care of this. 1572 01:08:35,836 --> 01:08:37,327 Come on, let's go. 1573 01:08:37,396 --> 01:08:39,396 Son, I'd bust this shit right now. 1574 01:08:39,464 --> 01:08:41,255 - Your mama! - I got your number, homey. 1575 01:08:41,329 --> 01:08:42,155 We over here, y'all! 1576 01:08:42,181 --> 01:08:43,584 He ain't gonna bust nothing. 1577 01:08:43,634 --> 01:08:44,917 I got nuts bigger than him. 1578 01:08:44,991 --> 01:08:47,904 Whoa, country-ass, maple-syrup nigga. 1579 01:08:47,974 --> 01:08:49,849 Yeah, you want some biscuits? 1580 01:08:49,875 --> 01:08:51,491 You want some biscuits? 1581 01:08:52,890 --> 01:08:54,982 Get down! Get down! 1582 01:09:02,825 --> 01:09:05,021 I can't believe what I just saw. 1583 01:09:05,096 --> 01:09:06,853 These men died for their country. 1584 01:09:06,927 --> 01:09:10,245 Send flowers to their bitches and hos. 1585 01:09:14,759 --> 01:09:16,852 I can't break free! 1586 01:09:16,929 --> 01:09:20,790 Think! They must have some kind of weakness. 1587 01:09:24,523 --> 01:09:25,298 - Huh? - Huh? 1588 01:09:25,372 --> 01:09:26,585 I found it! 1589 01:09:26,660 --> 01:09:28,660 Without their heads, they're powerless! 1590 01:09:28,728 --> 01:09:30,693 Please, no. We mean you no harm. 1591 01:09:30,762 --> 01:09:33,571 We traveled to your planet to find an evil little girl. 1592 01:09:33,644 --> 01:09:37,228 We must destroy her before seven days. 1593 01:09:37,306 --> 01:09:39,710 You mean you watched the videotape? 1594 01:09:39,781 --> 01:09:42,312 Our satellite picked up what we thought was "Pootie Tang." 1595 01:09:42,392 --> 01:09:43,906 That was a week ago. 1596 01:09:43,985 --> 01:09:49,165 And now our entire race will die unless the girl is destroyed. 1597 01:09:49,241 --> 01:09:52,258 Oh, see? They are peaceful. 1598 01:09:52,326 --> 01:09:55,609 If they're so peaceful, why were they choking us? 1599 01:09:55,682 --> 01:09:58,352 Oh, that's how we say hello. 1600 01:09:58,429 --> 01:09:59,850 - Hello! - Nice to see you. 1601 01:09:59,920 --> 01:10:01,943 - Hello. - Hello. 1602 01:10:02,023 --> 01:10:04,022 Well, how do you guys say goodbye? 1603 01:10:04,090 --> 01:10:05,338 Oh! 1604 01:10:05,413 --> 01:10:06,544 [Groans] I 1605 01:10:06,571 --> 01:10:08,040 had to ask. 1606 01:10:08,092 --> 01:10:13,132 If you think that's strange, you should see how we pee. 1607 01:10:13,211 --> 01:10:15,777 [Choking] 1608 01:10:19,111 --> 01:10:22,532 So we're not so different after all. 1609 01:10:25,282 --> 01:10:27,247 There's something about this place. 1610 01:10:27,316 --> 01:10:29,987 It's like I've seen it before. 1611 01:10:31,961 --> 01:10:33,892 Oh, my God. 1612 01:10:37,420 --> 01:10:39,477 This used to be their farm. 1613 01:10:39,555 --> 01:10:41,381 She died right here. 1614 01:10:56,101 --> 01:10:58,505 There's something down there. 1615 01:11:09,494 --> 01:11:11,077 Ugh! 1616 01:11:23,090 --> 01:11:26,638 Hey, awesome. Yeah, you got it. 1617 01:11:26,717 --> 01:11:27,930 Just look at this. 1618 01:11:28,006 --> 01:11:31,358 Human beings and aliens working together. 1619 01:11:31,430 --> 01:11:34,944 We're all just one big galactic family. 1620 01:11:35,024 --> 01:11:36,816 Family. 1621 01:11:36,889 --> 01:11:39,119 That's just what I've been running away from. 1622 01:11:39,194 --> 01:11:42,338 Well, that's because you're an idiot. 1623 01:11:52,451 --> 01:11:54,416 This is it. 1624 01:11:54,485 --> 01:11:56,681 ARCHITECT: My wife took her to the family farm 1625 01:11:56,757 --> 01:11:58,918 and drowned her in the well. 1626 01:12:02,351 --> 01:12:04,047 The little girl. 1627 01:12:04,073 --> 01:12:07,358 She's frightened of the well. 1628 01:12:10,556 --> 01:12:12,139 [Gasps] 1629 01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:26,721 Aah! 1630 01:12:26,797 --> 01:12:29,363 - Ugh! - Cindy! 1631 01:12:31,916 --> 01:12:33,881 [Crowbar clanks] 1632 01:12:43,376 --> 01:12:46,255 [Chainsaw sputters, buzzes] 1633 01:13:07,279 --> 01:13:09,405 Time to go back down the well, bitch. 1634 01:13:09,483 --> 01:13:12,084 [Growling] 1635 01:13:12,161 --> 01:13:13,108 Cindy! 1636 01:13:13,178 --> 01:13:15,987 No. Don't hurt him! 1637 01:13:16,976 --> 01:13:18,490 Cindy, come outside. 1638 01:13:18,570 --> 01:13:20,153 - The aliens aren't invading. - Aah! 1639 01:13:20,231 --> 01:13:21,814 Aah! 1640 01:13:21,893 --> 01:13:23,650 Don't worry, Cody. I'll save you. 1641 01:13:23,723 --> 01:13:25,340 - Aah! - CIND Y: Wait! 1642 01:13:25,419 --> 01:13:27,685 Wait. Don't do this. 1643 01:13:27,758 --> 01:13:30,093 You don't have to be evil. 1644 01:13:31,081 --> 01:13:34,734 I know what happened to you, Tabitha. 1645 01:13:35,997 --> 01:13:37,751 I know what your mom did. 1646 01:13:37,778 --> 01:13:38,970 That was wrong. 1647 01:13:39,015 --> 01:13:40,737 You were just a little girl. 1648 01:13:40,811 --> 01:13:44,834 You're still that little girl, just a lot more corpsy 1649 01:13:44,913 --> 01:13:47,386 and with really bad teeth. 1650 01:13:47,457 --> 01:13:51,619 But maybe all you need is a mother. 1651 01:13:55,322 --> 01:13:57,253 And a father. 1652 01:14:10,105 --> 01:14:11,458 We could be... 1653 01:14:11,529 --> 01:14:13,586 A family. 1654 01:14:18,276 --> 01:14:20,033 Thank you all. 1655 01:14:20,107 --> 01:14:23,598 Your love has broken the curse and freed my soul. 1656 01:14:23,667 --> 01:14:25,424 I'll never have to kill again. 1657 01:14:25,497 --> 01:14:27,185 Really? 1658 01:14:27,260 --> 01:14:30,913 Nah! I'm just screwing with you! 1659 01:14:30,991 --> 01:14:33,291 [Grunts] Aah! 1660 01:14:33,363 --> 01:14:35,386 I just want to tell you both good luck. 1661 01:14:35,466 --> 01:14:37,223 - We're all counting on you. - [Splash] 1662 01:14:46,519 --> 01:14:47,872 Now it's over. 1663 01:14:47,943 --> 01:14:49,156 - [Gasps] - Aah! 1664 01:14:49,231 --> 01:14:50,849 Oh, no, no, it's okay. 1665 01:14:50,926 --> 01:14:52,509 He's our friend. 1666 01:14:52,588 --> 01:14:54,587 Thank you for saving our species. 1667 01:14:54,656 --> 01:14:56,622 Now we must return to our home planet. 1668 01:14:56,691 --> 01:14:57,939 Goodbye, then. 1669 01:14:58,013 --> 01:14:58,960 Ugh! 1670 01:14:59,030 --> 01:15:00,613 Goodbye. 1671 01:15:19,678 --> 01:15:22,185 Hey, congratulations, George! 1672 01:15:22,255 --> 01:15:24,220 You know the 'hood always got your back. 1673 01:15:24,289 --> 01:15:25,745 Yeah, yeah! 1674 01:15:25,815 --> 01:15:27,271 Come on! 1675 01:15:31,850 --> 01:15:32,959 Bye! 1676 01:15:33,037 --> 01:15:34,527 Whoo! 1677 01:15:34,596 --> 01:15:36,562 - Oh! - Oh! 1678 01:15:47,277 --> 01:15:48,999 ALL: Bye! 1679 01:15:49,073 --> 01:15:52,761 Oh, George, I'm so happy. 1680 01:15:52,837 --> 01:15:54,328 Finally we're a family. 1681 01:15:54,397 --> 01:15:57,714 Yeah. You, me, and... 1682 01:15:57,787 --> 01:15:58,665 - Damn! - Damn! 1683 01:15:58,737 --> 01:16:00,158 [Tires screeching] 1684 01:16:00,228 --> 01:16:03,107 Cindy, George, wait! 1685 01:16:05,822 --> 01:16:07,949 [Sighs] 1686 01:16:09,654 --> 01:16:10,936 Come on 1687 01:16:11,010 --> 01:16:12,119 "Scary Movie 3" 1688 01:16:12,196 --> 01:16:13,814 Welcome to the future, baby 1689 01:16:13,892 --> 01:16:16,366 You think you hot shit 'cause you got ice on your wrist 1690 01:16:16,435 --> 01:16:19,071 Now, y'all picture this... tough guy turned snitch 1691 01:16:19,147 --> 01:16:21,007 Knew he was lying by the way his eyes twitch 1692 01:16:21,079 --> 01:16:22,154 He gulp when he swallow 1693 01:16:22,233 --> 01:16:23,747 When he spoke, his voice pitch 1694 01:16:23,826 --> 01:16:25,514 My first thought's to slap him up, but I'm grown 1695 01:16:25,589 --> 01:16:27,045 So I dropped a jewel in his ear 1696 01:16:27,115 --> 01:16:28,838 Told him get on, leave it alone 1697 01:16:28,912 --> 01:16:31,212 Now he's asking questions he shoulda asked from the start 1698 01:16:31,285 --> 01:16:33,759 I'm gonna spit from the heart, spit till it's dark 1699 01:16:33,828 --> 01:16:36,128 From the stage in the park, I'm gonna bite if you bark 1700 01:16:36,201 --> 01:16:37,958 Just to show him that it's fun to me 1701 01:16:38,033 --> 01:16:40,194 And take a look at what being broke gonna mean 1702 01:16:40,270 --> 01:16:42,571 I am the truth, plus I'm hungry 1703 01:16:42,644 --> 01:16:45,117 Heads or tail, playboy, what's it gonna be? 1704 01:16:45,186 --> 01:16:47,487 You cannot escape your fate in the streets 1705 01:16:47,560 --> 01:16:49,860 Okay, I'll count cash, you count sheep 1706 01:16:49,932 --> 01:16:52,233 Better not sleep on the beats, capisce 1707 01:16:52,306 --> 01:16:54,271 Ain't no jokes in here 1708 01:16:54,340 --> 01:16:56,467 Ain't nothing but grown folk up in here 1709 01:16:56,544 --> 01:16:59,018 Don't come poking your nose in here 1710 01:16:59,087 --> 01:17:01,895 Listen to me, I ain't scared 1711 01:17:01,970 --> 01:17:03,587 Ain't no jokes in here 1712 01:17:03,664 --> 01:17:05,965 Ain't nothing but grown folks up in here 1713 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:08,674 Don't come poking your nose in here 1714 01:17:08,750 --> 01:17:10,773 Listen to me, I ain't scared 1715 01:17:10,853 --> 01:17:12,401 Now, Dame Lee 1716 01:17:12,479 --> 01:17:14,479 This is slow motion like a Japanese warrior 1717 01:17:14,548 --> 01:17:15,935 I'm a shogun 1718 01:17:16,005 --> 01:17:18,005 If I got beef with more than one problem 1719 01:17:18,074 --> 01:17:19,588 You can't afford 'em, son 1720 01:17:19,668 --> 01:17:21,898 Used to mess with your chick out of boredom, son 1721 01:17:21,973 --> 01:17:24,100 Then I'd make her leave like she was autumn, son 1722 01:17:24,177 --> 01:17:26,304 I'm not talking to him, I'm talking to all of them 1723 01:17:26,381 --> 01:17:28,276 I don't discriminate, I'm who they women love 1724 01:17:28,347 --> 01:17:29,965 Yo, I'm who they kids look up to 1725 01:17:30,042 --> 01:17:31,498 Hi, my name is Dame Lee 1726 01:17:31,568 --> 01:17:33,695 I do it 'cause I can, do you blame me? 1727 01:17:33,771 --> 01:17:35,054 Watch how you feel about me 1728 01:17:35,128 --> 01:17:36,885 Everything that I spit is true 1729 01:17:36,959 --> 01:17:39,467 And my fam got the same blood running through them, too 1730 01:17:39,536 --> 01:17:41,501 You shook, son, look at how you looking 1731 01:17:41,570 --> 01:17:44,553 Wearing tampon singles 1732 01:17:44,622 --> 01:17:46,078 I'm a beast over beats 1733 01:17:46,147 --> 01:17:47,730 I count cash, you count sheep 1734 01:17:47,808 --> 01:17:48,952 Don't sleep on the beats 1735 01:17:49,029 --> 01:17:51,665 I'm a beast 1736 01:17:51,742 --> 01:17:53,464 Ain't no jokes in here 1737 01:17:53,538 --> 01:17:55,734 Ain't nothing but grown folk up in here 1738 01:17:55,810 --> 01:17:58,111 Don't come poking your nose in here 1739 01:17:58,183 --> 01:18:01,165 Listen to me, I ain't scared 1740 01:18:01,234 --> 01:18:02,852 Ain't no jokes in here 1741 01:18:02,930 --> 01:18:05,231 Ain't nothing but grown folk up in here 1742 01:18:05,303 --> 01:18:07,811 Don't come poking your nose in here 1743 01:18:07,880 --> 01:18:09,775 Listen to me... 1744 01:18:09,847 --> 01:18:12,148 You can live or you can die, die, die 1745 01:18:12,220 --> 01:18:14,959 You can bounce up like a "G" or break down and cry 1746 01:18:15,035 --> 01:18:17,705 You's a beotch, unh, yeah 1747 01:18:17,780 --> 01:18:20,659 And that's word from the ill crowd 1748 01:18:20,730 --> 01:18:23,134 Thug, look at what you got, please 1749 01:18:23,205 --> 01:18:25,841 Poppin' shots on your enemies 1750 01:18:29,546 --> 01:18:31,950 It ain't no slick talkin' your way out the battle 1751 01:18:32,020 --> 01:18:34,355 The tension's real thick, gettin' beefier than cattle 1752 01:18:34,427 --> 01:18:36,797 So you cowboys grab your heater and your saddle 1753 01:18:36,869 --> 01:18:39,204 Mount up, unh, yeah, get your jollies 1754 01:18:39,276 --> 01:18:41,438 Don't be too nervous, buddy, 'cause I'ma get to dissin' 1755 01:18:41,514 --> 01:18:42,658 While your homey's givin' up 1756 01:18:42,734 --> 01:18:44,352 Two fingers like Richard Nixon 1757 01:18:44,430 --> 01:18:46,626 I keep it real street 'cause I'm bred from the street 1758 01:18:46,701 --> 01:18:49,002 T- shirt upon my back, Chuck Taylors on my feet 1759 01:18:49,075 --> 01:18:52,358 Major bubblin' major fumblin', be troublin' 1760 01:18:52,431 --> 01:18:55,274 Broads is into major humpin', I'm livin' for somethin' 1761 01:18:55,348 --> 01:18:57,104 I envied nothin', I never be frontin' 1762 01:18:57,178 --> 01:18:59,547 Just check how a be coming 1763 01:18:59,619 --> 01:19:01,954 Bonecrusher, homey, you heard 1764 01:19:03,858 --> 01:19:06,124 Might be boozy but I ain't bankin' no curves 1765 01:19:06,197 --> 01:19:09,445 Off the dank and the drank, I be chasin' them skirts 1766 01:19:09,520 --> 01:19:11,924 Thug, look at what you got, please 1767 01:19:11,995 --> 01:19:14,561 Poppin' shots on your enemies 1768 01:19:19,488 --> 01:19:21,926 Thug, look at what you got, please 1769 01:19:21,997 --> 01:19:24,528 Poppin' shots on your enemies 1770 01:19:27,557 --> 01:19:28,944 Listen and observe me 1771 01:19:29,015 --> 01:19:30,772 Doo doo like tore sandals 1772 01:19:30,846 --> 01:19:33,112 I never reach, I got pull like door handles 1773 01:19:33,185 --> 01:19:35,555 Boy got flame, man, I burn like your candles 1774 01:19:35,626 --> 01:19:37,209 Are you in key on your life's piano? 1775 01:19:37,287 --> 01:19:38,674 Lifestyle is "Sopranos" 1776 01:19:38,746 --> 01:19:40,329 Here today but then you're gone tomorrow 1777 01:19:40,407 --> 01:19:41,828 Proceed to bubble... 1778 01:19:41,899 --> 01:19:43,320 The need is kind of dire, live wire 1779 01:19:43,390 --> 01:19:44,939 Like an electric box during a storm 1780 01:19:45,018 --> 01:19:46,300 Forced to live like this 1781 01:19:46,375 --> 01:19:47,657 Or that's how real it's gonna get 1782 01:19:47,730 --> 01:19:49,822 You can live or you can die, die, die 1783 01:19:49,901 --> 01:19:52,640 You can bounce up like a "G" or break down and cry 1784 01:19:52,714 --> 01:19:55,316 You's a beotch, unh, yeah 1785 01:19:55,393 --> 01:19:58,502 And that's word from the ill crowd 1786 01:19:58,580 --> 01:20:00,846 Thug, look at what you got, please 1787 01:20:00,920 --> 01:20:03,451 Poppin' shots on your enemies 1788 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:10,547 Thug, look at what you got, please 1789 01:20:10,616 --> 01:20:13,460 Poppin' shots on your enemies 1790 01:20:16,719 --> 01:20:19,424 [Kebyar's "Smoke It Up" plays] 1791 01:20:19,499 --> 01:20:22,540 Just shake and break and roll it up 1792 01:20:23,738 --> 01:20:26,986 Just stay and blaze and smoke it up 1793 01:20:29,705 --> 01:20:34,583 And if you're not alone, then you better find the door 1794 01:20:34,655 --> 01:20:36,782 Now, while you hang around V.I.P. 1795 01:20:36,858 --> 01:20:39,262 Naw, we smokin' good, should be chillin' with me 1796 01:20:39,333 --> 01:20:41,125 You like the way the green tickle your nose 1797 01:20:41,198 --> 01:20:43,834 Making you want to slip out those clothes and get... 1798 01:20:43,911 --> 01:20:45,633 I hear you giggle but you know it's the truth 1799 01:20:45,708 --> 01:20:47,938 Why don't you bounce in my crib, we can roll on the roof 1800 01:20:48,013 --> 01:20:50,140 You can introduce Kebyar to your crew 1801 01:20:50,217 --> 01:20:54,726 We can get down and maybe they would like to come, too 1802 01:20:54,794 --> 01:20:58,111 Just shake and break and roll it up 1803 01:20:59,168 --> 01:21:02,520 Just stay and blaze and smoke it up 1804 01:21:03,643 --> 01:21:06,926 Just shake and break and roll it up 1805 01:21:08,119 --> 01:21:11,368 Just stay and blaze and smoke it up 1806 01:21:14,120 --> 01:21:19,299 And if you're not alone, then you better find the door 1807 01:21:21,138 --> 01:21:24,051 Time to bring it in on, all night I'm on the wrong... 1808 01:21:24,122 --> 01:21:28,180 My Caddy ridin' down the 285, lookin' live up in the ride 1809 01:21:28,258 --> 01:21:30,385 I love it, the way it makes me move now 1810 01:21:30,462 --> 01:21:32,658 Blow it out my nose on the way to the door 1811 01:21:32,734 --> 01:21:34,965 I want it, I need it to make me groove now 1812 01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:37,097 If I don't have it... 1813 01:21:37,176 --> 01:21:41,615 I love it, the way it makes me move now 1814 01:21:41,685 --> 01:21:43,777 Yo, yo, yo 1815 01:21:43,855 --> 01:21:45,156 Who you lookin' at? 1816 01:21:45,183 --> 01:21:46,620 Tryin' to clock us? 1817 01:21:46,668 --> 01:21:49,616 I ain't feelin' that, you can't stop us 1818 01:21:49,686 --> 01:21:50,924 Who you lookin' at? 1819 01:21:50,950 --> 01:21:52,382 Don't try to drop us 1820 01:21:52,433 --> 01:21:55,381 'Cause ain't nobody, can't nobody ever touch us 1821 01:21:55,450 --> 01:21:58,155 Yeah, notice... 1822 01:21:58,230 --> 01:21:59,778 Bullets spark through your parka 1823 01:21:59,858 --> 01:22:01,036 But it's really your fault 1824 01:22:01,113 --> 01:22:03,620 It was silly to talk 1825 01:22:03,690 --> 01:22:05,111 Feelin' ya grillin' me 1826 01:22:05,181 --> 01:22:07,852 Stop tryin' to get rid of me, the streets know this 1827 01:22:07,927 --> 01:22:09,822 See, death threats are never bogus 1828 01:22:09,894 --> 01:22:11,443 If you're dead wrong, we stand strong 1829 01:22:11,521 --> 01:22:13,579 Collective soldiers, warriors 1830 01:22:13,657 --> 01:22:15,749 By any means come out victorious 1831 01:22:15,827 --> 01:22:18,335 Don't be sayin' my name 1832 01:22:18,404 --> 01:22:19,722 Who you lookin' at? 1833 01:22:19,749 --> 01:22:21,204 Tryin' to clock us? 1834 01:22:21,251 --> 01:22:24,095 I ain't feelin' that, you can't stop us 1835 01:22:24,168 --> 01:22:25,373 Who you lookin' at? 1836 01:22:25,399 --> 01:22:26,794 Don't try to drop us 1837 01:22:26,846 --> 01:22:30,198 'Cause ain't nobody, can't nobody ever touch us 1838 01:22:30,271 --> 01:22:32,778 You don't want to get bitten by pedigree... 1839 01:22:32,847 --> 01:22:35,449 Venomous sting sideline him till his physique 1840 01:22:35,526 --> 01:22:38,266 Looks like a leak, distressed, took like a thief 1841 01:22:38,340 --> 01:22:41,148 He quit thuggin' cold turkey 1842 01:22:41,221 --> 01:22:42,745 Yo, who you lookin' at? 1843 01:22:42,771 --> 01:22:44,160 Tryin' to clock us? 1844 01:22:44,206 --> 01:22:46,945 I ain't feelin' that, you can't stop us 1845 01:22:47,019 --> 01:22:48,305 Who you lookin' at? 1846 01:22:48,331 --> 01:22:49,819 Don't try to drop us 1847 01:22:49,868 --> 01:22:52,676 'Cause ain't nobody, can't nobody ever touch us 1848 01:22:52,749 --> 01:22:56,472 Hey, yo, what you feelin' like? 1849 01:22:58,005 --> 01:23:00,005 I got ya 1850 01:23:04,752 --> 01:23:07,792 [Dame Lee's "Rock Rock Bounce Bounce" plays] 1851 01:23:14,482 --> 01:23:16,956 I'm one of the greatest natural phenomenons 1852 01:23:17,026 --> 01:23:18,817 Like Ramadan 1853 01:23:18,890 --> 01:23:21,398 I wish you could see what I've seen when the drama's on 1854 01:23:21,467 --> 01:23:22,715 And when the drama's on 1855 01:23:22,789 --> 01:23:24,615 Call flex, the bomb is on 1856 01:23:24,687 --> 01:23:26,202 Cocked and loaded 1857 01:23:26,282 --> 01:23:28,142 Safely holstered under my left arm 1858 01:23:28,214 --> 01:23:30,515 Cold shoulder, that's how I hold it 1859 01:23:30,587 --> 01:23:32,922 Now I play the drama bringer, degrader 1860 01:23:32,994 --> 01:23:35,121 Dame Lee 1861 01:23:35,198 --> 01:23:37,637 Rock, rock, rock, bounce, bounce, bounce 1862 01:23:37,707 --> 01:23:40,077 Rock, rock, rock, bounce, bounce, bounce 1863 01:23:40,149 --> 01:23:42,415 Rock, rock, rock, bounce, bounce, bounce 1864 01:23:42,488 --> 01:23:45,771 Dame Lee, Dame Lee 1865 01:24:25,954 --> 01:24:28,694 Rock, rock, rock, bounce, bounce, bounce 1866 01:24:28,768 --> 01:24:31,843 MAHALIK: Deejay, spin that shit! 1867 01:24:37,008 --> 01:24:40,117 - [Note plays] - GE ORGE: Bitch 1868 01:24:40,194 --> 01:24:42,564 - [Lower note plays] - Ho 1869 01:24:42,635 --> 01:24:44,831 [Notes playing] 1870 01:24:53,620 --> 01:24:55,921 GE ORGE: Now everybody in the 2-0-2 1871 01:24:55,994 --> 01:24:58,699 Throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through 1872 01:24:58,774 --> 01:25:02,358 Now everybody in the 2-0-2, throw 'em up 1873 01:25:02,436 --> 01:25:04,228 - Check it out. - Go! Go! Go! 1874 01:25:04,301 --> 01:25:06,740 I'm a white boy, but my neck is red 1875 01:25:06,810 --> 01:25:09,446 I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread 1876 01:25:09,522 --> 01:25:12,736 My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail 1877 01:25:12,811 --> 01:25:14,742 Me and Buffy spend every winter in Vail 1878 01:25:14,811 --> 01:25:16,741 How many bitches have I slapped? 1879 01:25:16,812 --> 01:25:18,199 Zero, unh 1880 01:25:18,270 --> 01:25:20,536 And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero 1881 01:25:20,609 --> 01:25:23,383 I grew up on a farm, and I was born with no rhythm 1882 01:25:23,457 --> 01:25:26,058 Dr. Phil's my uncle, and I like to hang with him 1883 01:25:26,136 --> 01:25:28,667 I can't dance, I wear khaki pants 1884 01:25:28,746 --> 01:25:31,659 My middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France 1885 01:25:31,729 --> 01:25:34,064 So maybe I'm wack 'cause my skin ain't black 1886 01:25:34,137 --> 01:25:35,524 But you can't talk smack 1887 01:25:35,595 --> 01:25:37,051 'Cause whitey just struck back 1888 01:25:37,150 --> 01:25:40,570 � P@rM!NdeR M@nk�� � Mobile - 919815899536 EMail - parminder222536@hotmail.com